1. You are human
2. You are reading this
3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You just skipped number five
8. You checked to see if there was a number five
9. You are laughing again because you fell for it, as everyone else does.
10. you will probably show this to some else to see if they fall for it.