Joke: Why did the vampire become a veggiterian?

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asked Nov 1, 2016 in Jokes & Riddles by anonymous


2 Answers

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answered Nov 1, 2016 by ❤️GryffindorGal❤️ (114,450 points)
He couldn't stand eating any more stakes!
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answered Nov 1, 2016 by rae (85,250 points)
Because he wanted to live a happier and healthier lifestyle. XD and this is coming from an omnivore, so..that's kinda telling...
commented Nov 2, 2016 by ❤☮LouTheLuver☮❤ (159,320 points)
XD I agree

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