Oomph. I sat on the couch like a potato. I was so tired. Just as I was about to sleep, I heard a scream.
Uh oh. Wait, right. I'm not supposed to be here. Oh, all right then. I flop down and waddle to my soft pillow engraved with:
Horrible, right? I wish I was a TIGER. Not Mr. FluffyPants.
I fell into a deep sleep. Early the next day, my eyes opened. Food.
GOBBLE. GOBBLE. GOBBLE. Yum yum yum!!! I wish I could replay this moment forever. I love being a cat.
Should I continue?