Here is a joke I got from my grandpa!

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Back in WorldWar2 right before the war ended 3 Japenese men were stranded in Baguio, Phillipeens and were living in the woods. Then when the war ended they did not know that the war ended, so they stole and killed the fillipeeno's chickens and cows. Then, fillipeeno's started to tell the three men that the war was over and they didn't have to keep on killing their cows and chickens.....but they thought that they were trying to trick them and fall into a trap, so they didn't listen and kept on living in the woods. Then, finally, one out of the three men finally said that he believed the fillipeeno's and he moved on. Then finally one of the men died so there was only one of the men living in the woods. Then about a year later that one guy that was left had finally believed the fillipeeno's and one of the fillipeeno's questioned that one guy "how did you survive this long?" and the man said "well, I have been living on nuts and berries and my Toyota Dealership.indecision​You know why? Because Japan makes Toyota cars! I know! What a weird and cheesy joke!

asked Jan 20, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by TylerTheDrummer (62,500 points)


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