President Yadicus gazed out on his land and saw the amazingly huge brown plains of Jupiter. "My land is at peace.," said Emperor Yadicus. So, he set out to resolve all conflicts with human colonies on other planets. He walked to his room where he began to write a message to Saturn because President Lorpydus of Saturn thinks he was the reason that Saturn is under famine because Jupiter has a much higher food quantity than any other planet. Here is what he wrote:
Dear President Lorpydus of Saturn, March 18th, 2333
I am not the cause of the famine among your people. The reason why my land has a higher food quantity than yours is because (I do not mean to brag) my land has employed more farmers, fishermen, bakers, and butchers than your land.
Now, famine is a very solvable problem. During the Famine Age (2100-2160) when every colonized planet was under famine and President Gorkomoro was under presidency, he ordered the best farmers on Jupiter at the time to create a large garden filled with fruits and vegetables people need. The plan worked and the famine ended in Jupiter before anywhere else.
So I garuntee you the problem solved and peace restored between us. I shall send you 100 food baskets containing the heathy amount of all food groups.
Sincerely, President Yadicus of Jupiter
Just before President Yadicus sent the letter, there was a laser beam at his window which shattered it. Another laser beam was shot at an oil painting of President Yadicus's father! He got out his hi-tech walkie talkie that could live for up to 48 hours and received data from up to 20 miles away. "This is President Yadicus of Jupiter. Intergalactic Police Station, we have a situation. Laser beams from an unknown source are being shot at Grand Presidental Residence of Jupiter. Please send in 5 professional officers and one professional detective to investigate.," said President Yadicus. "This is Head Officer Dedensco and 5 professional officer and one professional detective shall be sent to the location in 10 minutes exactly from the big police spaceship used for special cases where more than one officer is requested. Thank you.," said Head Officer Dedensco.