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After Prince Oscar finished helping King Brennius III write a speech, King Brennius III preformed it.

"Guffers and wumbles! Arnervins and tormins! Obbers, frolks, and chormators! I am here today to talk about a soon coming war. Now, you might already know this, but, the guffers are stealing cows and food from The Other Realm as revenge to the humans because they have lost belief in us! But, after that, they and other creatures of this here Elsewhere will fight in a war against the humans! If we win, the guffers will own the forest in The Other Realm as their new breeding ground and the humans will believe in us for eternity. But if we lose, the guffers will give 20 pounds of Dort berries to the humans. Now, I know they say revenge is a dish best served cold (which means that revenge will work best if it is rude), but we do not want to start a war! The ferns will become flattened, the trees will be chopped, the food will run out and the pond will run dry. Another saying about revenge is that it is sweet. War is certainly not sweet. Also, we will lose many citizens in the process of a war. Finally, why have war when you can resolve conflicts peacefully? If conflicts are resolved peacefully, there will be no deaths or food shortages. Finally, Benjamin Franklin once said: "There was never a good war and there was never a bad peace.," said King Brennius III.

There was much applause followed by this.

So, the guffers had a change of plans. They would make a portal at the statue of King Vincent and put up a sign there that said: "Portal to Elsewhere".

After they did that, many people started visting Elsewhere and believed in it again.



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I don't think the park with Franklin is that relevant, but good story.



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