You told me he invited you to the bar tonight,
Even though you're underage,
You said he told you it would be cool to go a couple rounds,
And that he'd try to get you in anyway.
I told you not to go,
But you went, and became beer's slave,
And you took the car,
So I'm singing this to your grave.
(Even though y'all aren't old enough to go drive or drink, just keep this in mind. Thousands of people are killed in drunk driving accidents a year!)