This seems good, very funny! I heard this joke once, here it is:
The teacher walks in. It was moment to turn in the classes homework, as one student names Freddie laid silent, as he didn't do his homework.
Freddie: Would you *sniff* punish me for something i-i didn't do?
Teacher: of course not, Freddie, why would i do that?
Freddie: well, i didnt do my *sniff* homework
Teacher: WHAT??!
Freddie: what, u said you'd wouldn't punish me for something i didn't do.
Have u heard it? was it funny?
