"I'm not odd. I'm just limited edition."
"Last clean t-shirt!"
"Zombies hate fast food."
(picture of man running with zombies sluggishly walking behind)
"Happy wife, happy life."
(picture of man on his knees giving his wife cash)
"I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour."
"My job is so secret even I don't have a clue what I'm doing."
"My wife gives sound advice. 10 percent advice and 90 percent sound."
"Student plus dying= studying."
You know any good ones?
