G: *BREATHES HARD, DRAGGING HERSELF BACK UP ON HER STOOL AFTER BEING ATTACKED WITH A FLIP-FLOP* Whew! *ADJUSTS MIC AND LOOKS AROUND AT EVERYONE*
B.C: *WEARS A HUGE GRIN ON HER FACE, HER HANDS TIED BEHIND HER BACK SO SHE CAN'T ATTACK ANYONE* That was FUN!
G.C: *BREATHES HARD* You attacked all of us!!! You're crazy!!!
R: *SHEATHES HER SWORD, HER LIPS PURSED* Thank goodness I was here. Otherwise you woulda been minced. *GLANCES AT GOLDICAT AND GEM*
G: Yeah.. thanks. Ahem. Let's continue. *SHAKES HEAD AND PULLS OUT LUNA'S QUESTIONS* Here we go. First off, Black Cat. Luna asks "what would you do with sanity"?
B.C: Throw it away. It's not like I need it.
G: *EYES HER WEARILY* … right.
R: Of course you need it. How do you think I deal with insane people?
B.C: You give them the evil eye?
R: *FROWNS* No. I simply don't. So please shut up.
G: *READS THE NEXT QUESTION* Okay. Actually, Rin, Luna has a question for you. She asks, "how many times in all the segments combined did you want to kill the producer"?
R: *EYES FLASH* Oh, I don't know. Maybe a couple hundred?! IF HE SENDS ME ONE MORE MESSAGE ON MY SOUL PAGER ABOUT "RINIRO" I'LL KILL HIM!!! WE. ARE. NOT. DATING!!!!
P (Producer): *PEEKS INTO ROOM AND GRINS*
G: *LAUGHS UNEASILY* Alright. Great. Mr. P, please go away. Thanks. Okay, now, here's Goldi's question. Are you jealous of Black Cat?
G.C: *SMILES* Why would I? She's only better than me in every way!
B.C: Nah, I'm not. You've got a much better body.
G.C: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
B.C: *RAISES EYEBROW* I'm just saying you are way more attractive than me. Even if you can barely defend yourself.
G.C: Maybe if you hit the treadmill-
B.C: I hit the treadmill every day. It's your lack of hitting the treadmill that makes you cute.
G.C: You sayin' I need to go on a diet, are ya?!
B.C: Oh, no. To the right guy, you'd be a great girlfriend. But to some people, it may be a little eh.
G: *LAUGHS NERVOUSLY* Black Cat, don't insult Goldi. She's at a purrrrfect weight!
B.C: Oh yeah? How much do you weigh?
G.C: That's none of your concern! *SITS DOWN ANGERILY, BUT THE PRODUCER COMES IN, TRYING TO MEASURE HER WAIST* STOP IT!
G: You're at a great weigh, Goldicat. Black Cat's just messing with you.
B.C: Then why does she weigh more than me?! She's younger than me!
P: Goldicat, 16 years old, weighs 115 pounds, and stands 5'3. Black Cat, 22 years old, weights 107 pounds and stands 5'5. *READS FROM THE TWO'S YEARLY CHECKUP REPORT THAT HE MANAGED TO GET SOMEHOW*
G.C: Does it say anything about her mental state?!
P: "Ashlyn is a psychopathic delinquent and should be put in a mental ward, but since her job doesn't require one to be sane, she's good". That's what it says. *ROLLS UP THE REPORT AND SHRUGS*
G: Yeah. So, next question. This one is for all of you, also from Luna. Which do you like better and why: daytime or nighttime? *ADJUSTS MIC AGAIN SINCE BLACK CAT JUST SWUNG HER LEG AROUND AND HIT THEM*
B.C: Night. It's much easier to sneak around. I just stalk people, grab my blades, and drive into their skull-
G: OKAY!!!!! We get it!
G.C: *THINKS* I hate to agree with Black Cat, but I do like night. Basically because I can sleep, if I'm not working. How about you, Shukei-san?
R: I don't get to sleep. I'm constantly on the move, always helping Toshiro with something.
P: *SLINKS BEHIND RINJI AND GRINS CREEPILY AT HER* I thought you spent your nights having dates with Hitsugaya~ *RECOILS AS RINJI JUST STARTS CLOBBERING HIM WITH THE HILT OF HER SWORD SHEATH*
R: SHUT. UP!
G: Okay!!! This is our next-to-last for this segment! The last one from Luna, also for everyone, in which she asks; "Best moment of your life?" *POINTS AT BLACK CAT* You first, I'm sorta interested to see what you answer.
B.C: Easy. The night I realized people die if you kill them.
EVERYONE: *STARES AT BLACK CAT*
G.C: *CLINGS TO GEM* Get me away from her!!!
G: *SQUEAK* Okay!!!! Um, Black Cat, go away into the corner of the room, please! *WATCHES AS SHE SCOOTS HER CHAIR BACK TO THE CORNER, SMILING CREEPILY* A-ahem, your t-turn, G-goldi!
G.C: Probably the day I got hired at Freddy's cuz I finally got some friends! Can I leave now?! I wanna get away from her! *POINTS AT BLACK CAT, HER FINGER AND VOICE SHAKING*
G: You'd still have to come back. We have one last segment before y'all can go back to your respective universes.
R: I don't really have a best moment.
P: No, it was the day you realized you love Toshiro-
R: *HITS HIM AGAIN AND PUSHES HIM ON THE FLOOR, REPEATEDLY WACKING HIM* NO! IT'S! NOT! It was actually the day I was told I was accepted into Soul Reaper Academy with top marks and graduated within a year!
G: How long does it usually take?
R: Eh, 5 years. I graduated with Hitsugaya anyway. Oh, do I have a question? *PEERS AT THE LAST QUESTION IN THE BOX*
G: Yep! LLM asks how your parents died.
R: Straight to the point, eh? We take time in Japan to ask those types of questions, like years into a relationship. But whatever. "CLEARS THROAT* In 1800s, my parents, my brother, and me lived, like everyone else, *WAVES HAND* on the coast of Japan. My parents were Soul Reapers and had both of us in the world of the living. So, when we both died, it was a question of are we gonna go to the Soul Society or not, because when Soul Reapers die, they die, while humans live again in the Society. Well, we got the second option and our parents died because they were considered traitors, having been exiled from the Society. *SHRUGS* It's a completely different story on how my brother and I died, though.
G: That we don't have time for unless someone asks about it! Please comment in with any questions and we will answer them in the next and last segment.
P: May I ask who is gonna be in our next show?
G: Not sure yet, but I am planning on it including Asia, Jui, and Fellan. That good?
P: Hm, mayb-
G: Don't need your opinion. Cut to commercial!
G: *SMILES WIDELY* Okay! Here's LLM's question: "What would you do if you fell onto a yacht in the middle of the ocean, in the real world, with nothing but food and no way to get back? Also, you are all really funny on this. HA HA HA!!!"
GC: *SHAKES HANDS EXCITEDLY IN THE AIR* Oooh! Me! Is it a good yacht, like a millionaire's yacht?!
G: For the sake of the question, take it both ways. The poor man's yacht and the rich man's yacht, how would you do on both?
GC: *TAPS HER CHIN, THINKING* Okay. If it was a rich man's yacht, I wouldn't worry about anything. Gem, did you hear about the one guy who hit up some dating site and got all these girls to come to his yacht so he could live his dream of being on the Bachelor?
G: Sadly, I did.
BC: *CLEARS THROAT, TALKS UNDER HER BREATH* That's what would happen to you.
GC: No it wouldn't! Plus, the question says I fell MAGICALLY outta the sky, not that I was hit up on some dating site! Anyway.... so, if I was on a poor man's yacht, I'd probably just wait for help. There's nothing you can really do.
G: *SIGHS, IS HONESTLY GETTING RATHER TIRED BEING AROUND SUCH BOUNDLESS ENERGY FROM GOLDICAT* Okay, Black Cat, your turn.
BC: So! I would probably make sure I brought my knifes, so-
G: Uh, no, you only have food and the yacht.
BC: Yeaaaah, right. If I can sneak a blade through airport security in MY universe, of course I can figure out a way to sneak a knife with me through this magical portal that spat me into your ocean.
G: Fine. Carry on.
BC: I think I would be rather bored. But depending on the size of my raft, I would carve up some of the food into practice targets. Girl's gotta keep her skills fresh, am I right? *MAKES A WEIRD FACE AND COTUINES* That's what I would do. When I've built up enough muscle, I'll swim back to land.
G: … really?
BC: LLM didn't say anything about the fact that I couldn't keep my powers. Once I get to land, I'll go to the nearest diner, order a sandwich, and then satisfy the nagging thirst for bloodshed at the same time-
G: *KNOCKS THE MIC AWAY FROM HER* Just as I though you were gonna answer sanely for a change. Okay, Rinji. Your turn.
R: *SIGHS, RUBBING HER SORE FEET AFTER HAVING RAN A MARATHON IN THE SOULSOCIETY* Well, I'm keeping my powers and just teleporting back to the Society. I'll just call someone up on my Soul Pager, like so, *PRESSES A BUTTON ON HER PAGER* and go.
*FROM THE PORTAL THAT APPEARS COMES TOSHIRO HITSUGAYA (CANON BLEACH CHARACTER), LOOKING OUT WORRIEDLY*
T.H: YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!
R: When have I ever been in trouble? I just need to get away from these crazy people.
T.H: *SIGHS* Fine. C'mon.
P: *RUNS IN, SINGING* RINJI AND TOSHIRO, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N--
R, T.H: *SIMULTAINOUSLY HITS HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE*
R: Geez. Let's go. It's the end of the show, right?
G: Yeah. See you guys in a couple of shows, hopefully!
R: Nice talking to you. *SHE AND HITSUGAYA STEP INTO THE PORTAL, AND THEY DISAPPER*
G: Alright. See you guys! Goldicat, Bonnie's coming to get you. He's waiting outside the door.
GC: *EYES WIDEN, AND SHE JUMPS OUT THE DOOR, KNOCKING THE MICS ASIDE IN THE PROCESS* BONNIE!!!! <3
G: Bye, Black Cat.
BC: BYE, I had fun! If anyone wants me back, I'll gladly come~
G: No way. Have a nice day! *SHOVES HER OUT THE DOOR, AND TURNS TO THE MIC, BREATHING HARD* They're a rough crowd.... okay. So, I hope everyone enjoyed this! Our next guests are gonna be Jui, Asia, and Fellan! I'll introduce everyone very soon! And peace out!
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