I hears this at school...

+5 votes
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asked Oct 18, 2019 in LLM's Place by lunalovegoodmolly (181,910 points)
So a guy is in the woods.

Guy, being chased by a  grizzly bear: God help me

God: How I may ask

Guy: make the bear Christian so he has mercy on me

God: the bear is now Christian

Bear: *sign of the cross* bless us of Lord and these thy gifts which we are about to recieve...
commented Nov 5, 2019 by Jabber (15,680 points)

hahahahhahaahahahhahahahhahahahhahhhhaahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahaa



2 Answers

+2 votes
answered Oct 18, 2019 by toad aka star (298,300 points)
selected Oct 19, 2019 by lunalovegoodmolly
 
Best answer
Heheheheheheheheheheh

 

It don't work like that, ya hunter! XD XD XD
+2 votes
answered Oct 19, 2019 by LunaLight (83,470 points)
Sorry Guy, bear won.

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