Cats by LLM Studio as requested by Kitten (rewrite)

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LLM: Hello! Okay. I know I already made a post about cats but not RADIO STYLE! So thanks to Kitten. Now on with the show. 


M: So I heard we are talking about cats. 

LLM: Yup Molly. Aren't you excited? We are going to talk about facts, opinions and SO much more. 

M: *sarcasticly* Great. I would much rather take a nap. 

LLM: Well to bad. Get yourself excited! *pulls out script* I have printed out facts to talk about. I think we will even talk about kittens!

M: Can we talk about dogs?

LLM: I will put it on the list for ideas for shows. The first fact is: Cats are one of the most, if not over all, popular pet. 

M: ARE DOGS THE BEST!! 

LLM: I will look it up. *pulls out phone* There are so many. One has Fresh water fish as first. Dogs and cats are always close. Cats beat dogs on this list. 

M: WHAT!?

LLM: *keeps talking over Molly* Wow! It says there are over 500 million demestic cats in the world. 

M: *still upset*

LLM: Wait till you hear this. They sleep 13 to 14 hours A DAY! 

M: *monotone* wow. 

LLM: *ignoring her lack of excitement* I KNOW! 

M: *curls up on chair* 

LLM: *lowers Molly's mic so she can still be heard* 

M: I wanna sleep. 

LLM: DON'T!!!

M: Ugh... Just get on with the show. 

LLM: Well, my opinion on cats is that DOGs are way BETTER.

M: *jumps up in excitement* Finally someone is in their right mind. I love to chase cats. 

LLM: *ignoring Molly* What lowered my opinion of them is the fact that my Grandma's one cat was really mean. 

M: as they all are. 

LLM: That isn't true.

M: *shrugs* Suit yourself. I have a story.

LLM: Tell it. 

M: So, LLM went to an animal shelter camp. AND SHE CAM HOME SMELLING LIKE KITTENS! She betrayed me. 

LLM: I wouldn't call it...

M: *angry* AND EVERY FEW WEEKS SHE VOLUNTEERS AND COMES HOME SMELLING LIKE KITTENS! 

LLM: You need to calm down. *picks up blanket*

M: *scared* Noooooooooo... not the the the blanket of.... dome!

LLM: Can I trust you?

M: Yes......

LLM: *drops blanket* Well that is all for now. Please tune in to our next show! 

M: Bye! I can't wait to take a nap....

LLM: Good B...

*recording stopped by Molly as she leaves* 

 

Credits

Cats 

Recorded in LLM Studio

Published by KidzSearch Internation Broadcasting Company

Please see Gem's Show which is our sistering type show. 

asked Oct 29 in LLM's Place by lunalovegoodmolly (128,120 points)


1 Answer

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Best answer
I love this!!!
answered Oct 31 by Kitten (286,110 points)
selected Nov 1 by lunalovegoodmolly

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