AG’s Q&A: Interview with Ilia from Accidentia

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ARTISTGIRL: *WALKS IN, SITS ON A SPINNING CHAIR* Hey guys! Welcome to my new type show, AG’s Q&A! Today, we have my assistant, Michael, who-

MICHAEL: *POKES HEAD OUT OF BACK CURTAIN* I thought I was your co-worker. We agreed to split it 50/50, remember?

AG: *WAVES CROSSED FINGERS IN FRONT OF CAMERA* Oh yeah, I remember. Now have a seat and tell the audience who we’ll be interviewing today.

M: Me, of course! 

AG: *GLARES AT MICHAEL* Who are we interviewing?

M: Uh, uh, umm… What did I say? Oh yes, I said: from Accidentia, welcome… Ilia! 

*MUSIC CLIMAXES AND SPOTLIGHTS POINT TO A DOOR IN THE BACK* *NOBODY COMES OUT*

M: (Take two!) Welcome… Ilia!

AG: *MUTTERING* Not a no-show again! When I made Ilia, she wasn’t supposed to be like this.

M and AG: *SIT IN SILENCE* 

 

*MUSIC PLAYS WHILE M AND AG WAIT* 

 

AG: Well, it looks like a no-show. We’d better pack up the camera. 

ILIA: *DASHES THROUGH THE DOOR HOLDING AN ICE CREAM CONE* I’m so sorry I’m late! I just went to get ice cream, thought I had time but then i realized-

M: Aww, it’s all right, you’re just a little like my sister here. *TAPS AG* Also, no ice cream in the studio. You’ve gotta throw it away. 

I: *LOOKS AT ICE CREAM, AND THEN EXASPERATEDLY AT MICHAEL* But-

M: *PUTS HANDS UP* Not my rule! By the way, what flavor is that ice cream? *COUGH* I could throw it away for you! *SLY LOOK AT ICE CREAM* 

AG: *STANDS UP AND TAKES ICE CREAM FROM ILIA* It’s okay Ilia, that’s why we have a freezer here. And Michael, you need to sit right in front of me the entire time, all right?

M: *SIGH* okay. *SITS BACK DOWN*

AG: Take a seat, Ilia, while we wait for some questions! 

 

Note: Michael is the older brother I always wanted, he’s completely fictional.

First Segment

AG: Okay Ilia,  we’ve got some questions for ya! *PULLS OUT A PAPER* So, Kitty_Kat asks how old you are. 
 
I: I’m 13 years old, and my birthday is on June 12th
 
AG: She also asked your favorite color. 
 
I: It’s teal. 
 
AG: And, three words to describe yourself. 
 
I: Um. That’s hard... 
 
M: I can help! Ugly,-
 
AG: Shut up, Mike. 
 
I: Sarcastic, talented, and intelligent. 
 
AG: Noice. Now what do you look like?
 
I: I have long auburn hair, hazel eyes, I’m tall and skinny-
 
M: And ugly.
 
I: Shut up, Mike.
 
M: Who are you, my sister?
 
I: And  I have freckles. 
 
AG: Oh, and we have a recording from GemHeart, host of our sister type show. *PLAYS RECORDING*
 
             G: Hello! We have ourselves a new radio show on the block!

             P: Which is great!

             G: Yes, shush. My question, how do you view Vivi? Oh, and     
                 what's your fave part about your powers. And what's your 
                 fave food or animal?

           
PCan I ask-

             G: NO!
 

I: Well, Vivi’s nice. She’s a lot like me, which can make me a little annoyed... Wow, I’ve never realised how annoying I am... But overall I think she’s really fun to be around. She’s also smarter than me. By a lot. I love that I can use my powers in different ways, they make me feel unique. My fave part about them is how I can drink my water by picking it up and forcing it into my mouth, it’s really cool. 

M: I wanna do dat, can I borrow your powers? 

I: No way. My favorite food is sushi, obvi, and my fave animal is probably... A tiger. They’re cool. 

AG: Good to know! We also have a recording from LLM Studios. Here we go.

        LLM: great a new show.

        M: *sarcastic* yay. 

         LLM: Michael reminds me of someone in my class. *thinks for a 

         second* I have a question. What us your full named?

 

I: My name is Ilia Juliana Clark. DO NOT call me that though, I don’t like it. 

AG: Noice! And we have another recording from the amazing Gem, here it is! 

           G: *THINKS* Hm. Okay. My question to you, who do you like 

               better, John or Felix or Cecily? 

            P: *NUDGES GEM*

            G: WHAT?!

            P: I wanna ask--

            G: NO. YOU WILL NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS. *DEEP BREATH* 

                 Anyway. Next question! If you could have any pet at all, what 

                 would it be? What's your fave season? Do you like the ocean, 

                  forest, lake, or mountains more? AND-

                P: WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SHIP? THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ALWAYS 

                     RINJI X TOS-

                     G: SHUT. UP. 

I: Okay. I haven’t really known them for that long, but I’d say Felix. I’ve always wanted a pet horse, but I know I can’t get one. I love spring, it rains a lot, and I love the ocean. 

M: You’re forgetting something...

I: What?

M: Just say Rinji X Toshiro. 

I: Rinji X Toshiro? Who are they? 

M: ASK THE PRODUCER!!! 

AG: We also have another recording from the great LLM, here it is: 

         LLM: Hmmmmm. When did you first discover your powers? And LLM 

                 Studio is also a sister type show of yours, right?

I: So, I discovered my powers on the first day of eighth grade.

M: And yes, it is a sister type show. 

AG: Yup.

 

Second Segment

AG: Alright, a new question from LLM Studios, let’s see what the great LLM- Oh wait, Molly, has to say:

          M: I have a question. *looks sneaky* Let me say it quick before 

              LLM realizes I am in the studio without her. Do you like dogs?

          LLM: MOLLY!!!!! WHY DID YOU BREAK IN THROUGH THE 

                  WINDOW!?!?

           M: Oh no.

I: Yes! I love dogs, I used to have a pet collie. Not a sheltie though, sorry ‘bout that.

AG: Aaannnnnndddd, we have another recording from LLM studio... 

*SILENCE* 

AG: Play it, Mike. 

M: Oh, sorry, that was my cue. *CRASHING NOISE*

            MOLLY: have you ever--

            LLM: let me talk window braker. I could get you put back in 

                    doggie jail for that. *whispers* What do you really think of 

                    Molly?

           MOLLY: I heard that.

I: She sounds nice, a little mischievous, but nice...

M: She reminds me of myself. *SOBS* 

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CHECK OUT: Our sister type shows, LLM Studios and GH Type Shows

asked Nov 13 in AG's Zone by ɑʀтiรт ɢiяl (17,110 points)
edited 3 days ago by ɑʀтiรт ɢiяl


8 Answers

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G: Hello! We have ourselves a new radio show on the block!

P: Which is great!

G: Yes, shush. My question, how do you view Vivi? Oh, and what's your fave part about your powers. And what's your fave food or animal?

P: Can I ask-

G: NO!
answered Nov 14 by -GEMHeart- (247,870 points)
selected Nov 16 by ɑʀтiรт ɢiяl
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How old is she? What is her favorite color? Three words to describe yourself? How do you look like? Thanks for putting it there ArtistGirl! boogieStop being mean Michael!!! rolling

answered Nov 13 by Kitty_Kat (25,560 points)
edited Nov 14 by Kitty_Kat
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LLM: great a new show.

M: *sarcastic* yay.

LLM: Michael reminds me of someone in my class. *thinks for a second* I have a question. What us your full named?
answered Nov 14 by lunalovegoodmolly (125,890 points)
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G: *THINKS* Hm. Okay. My question to you, who do you like better, John or Felix or Cecily?

P: *NUDGES GEM*

G: WHAT?!

P: I wanna ask--

G: NO. YOU WILL NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS. *DEEP BREATH* Anyway. Next question! If you could have any pet at all, what would it be? What's your fave season? Do you like the ocean, forest, lake, or mountains more? AND-

P: WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SHIP? THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ALWAYS RINJI X TOS-

G: SHUT. UP.
answered Nov 15 by -GEMHeart- (247,870 points)
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LLM: Hmmmmm. When did you first discover your powers? And LLM Studio is also a sister type show of yours, rght?
answered Nov 15 by lunalovegoodmolly (125,890 points)
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M: I have a question. *looks sneaky* Let me say it quick before LLM realizes I am in the studio without her. Do you like dogs?

LLM: MOLLY!!!!! WHY DID YOU BREAK IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!?!?

M: Oh no
answered Nov 17 by lunalovegoodmolly (125,890 points)
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M: have you ever--

LLM: let me talk window braker. I could get you put back in doggie jail for that. *whispers* What do you really think of Molly?

M: I heard that.
answered 4 days ago by lunalovegoodmolly (125,890 points)
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LLM: wow Michael. Just wow.

M: can I talk now?

LLM:NOOOOOOOOO

M: *over llm* What do you really think of llm?
answered 17 hours ago by lunalovegoodmolly (125,890 points)

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