ARTISTGIRL: *WALKS IN, SITS ON A SPINNING CHAIR* Hey guys! Welcome to my new type show, AG’s Q&A! Today, we have my assistant, Michael, who-
MICHAEL: *POKES HEAD OUT OF BACK CURTAIN* I thought I was your co-worker. We agreed to split it 50/50, remember?
AG: *WAVES CROSSED FINGERS IN FRONT OF CAMERA* Oh yeah, I remember. Now have a seat and tell the audience who we’ll be interviewing today.
M: Me, of course!
AG: *GLARES AT MICHAEL* Who are we interviewing?
M: Uh, uh, umm… What did I say? Oh yes, I said: from Accidentia, welcome… Ilia!
*MUSIC CLIMAXES AND SPOTLIGHTS POINT TO A DOOR IN THE BACK* *NOBODY COMES OUT*
M: (Take two!) Welcome… Ilia!
AG: *MUTTERING* Not a no-show again! When I made Ilia, she wasn’t supposed to be like this.
M and AG: *SIT IN SILENCE*
*MUSIC PLAYS WHILE M AND AG WAIT*
AG: Well, it looks like a no-show. We’d better pack up the camera.
ILIA: *DASHES THROUGH THE DOOR HOLDING AN ICE CREAM CONE* I’m so sorry I’m late! I just went to get ice cream, thought I had time but then i realized-
M: Aww, it’s all right, you’re just a little like my sister here. *TAPS AG* Also, no ice cream in the studio. You’ve gotta throw it away.
I: *LOOKS AT ICE CREAM, AND THEN EXASPERATEDLY AT MICHAEL* But-
M: *PUTS HANDS UP* Not my rule! By the way, what flavor is that ice cream? *COUGH* I could throw it away for you! *SLY LOOK AT ICE CREAM*
AG: *STANDS UP AND TAKES ICE CREAM FROM ILIA* It’s okay Ilia, that’s why we have a freezer here. And Michael, you need to sit right in front of me the entire time, all right?
M: *SIGH* okay. *SITS BACK DOWN*
AG: Take a seat, Ilia, while we wait for some questions!
First Segment
AG: Okay Ilia, we’ve got some questions for ya! *PULLS OUT A PAPER* So, Kitty_Kat asks how old you are.
I: I’m 13 years old, and my birthday is on June 12th.
AG: She also asked your favorite color.
I: It’s teal.
AG: And, three words to describe yourself.
I: Um. That’s hard...
M: I can help! Ugly,-
AG: Shut up, Mike.
I: Sarcastic, talented, and intelligent.
AG: Noice. Now what do you look like?
I: I have long auburn hair, hazel eyes, I’m tall and skinny-
M: And ugly.
I: Shut up, Mike.
M: Who are you, AG?
I: And I have freckles.
AG: Oh, and we have a recording from GemHeart, host of our sister type show. *PLAYS RECORDING*
G: Hello! We have ourselves a new radio show on the block!
P: Which is great!
G: Yes, shush. My question, how do you view Vivi? Oh, and
what's your fave part about your powers. And what's your
fave food or animal?
P: Can I ask-
G: NO!
I: Well, Vivi’s nice. She’s a lot like me, which can make me a little annoyed... Wow, I’ve never realised how annoying I am... But overall I think she’s really fun to be around. She’s also smarter than me. By a lot. I love that I can use my powers in different ways, they make me feel unique. My fave part about them is how I can drink my water by picking it up and forcing it into my mouth, it’s really cool.
M: I wanna do dat, can I borrow your powers?
I: No way. My favorite food is sushi, obvi, and my fave animal is probably... A tiger. They’re cool.
AG: Good to know! We also have a recording from LLM Studios. Here we go.
LLM: great a new show.
M: *sarcastic* yay.
LLM: Michael reminds me of someone in my class. *thinks for a
second* I have a question. What's your full name?
I: My name is Ilia Juliana Clark. DO NOT call me that though, I don’t like it.
AG: Noice! And we have another recording from the amazing Gem, here it is!
G: *THINKS* Hm. Okay. My question to you, who do you like
better, John or Felix or Cecily?
P: *NUDGES GEM*
G: WHAT?!
P: I wanna ask--
G: NO. YOU WILL NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS. *DEEP BREATH*
Anyway. Next question! If you could have any pet at all, what
would it be? What's your fave season? Do you like the ocean,
forest, lake, or mountains more? AND-
P: WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SHIP? THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ALWAYS
RINJI X TOS-
G: SHUT. UP.
I: Okay. I haven’t really known them for that long, but I’d say Felix. I’ve always wanted a pet horse, but I know I can’t get one. I love spring, it rains a lot, and I love the ocean.
M: You’re forgetting something...
I: What?
M: Just say Rinji X Toshiro.
I: Rinji X Toshiro? Who are they?
M: ASK THE PRODUCER!!!
AG: We also have another recording from the great LLM, here it is:
LLM: Hmmmmm. When did you first discover your powers? And LLM
Studio is also a sister type show of yours, right?
I: So, I discovered my powers on the first day of eighth grade.
M: And yes, it is a sister type show.
AG: Yup.
Second Segment
AG: Alright, a new question from LLM Studios, let’s see what the great LLM- Oh wait, Molly, has to say:
M: I have a question. *looks sneaky* Let me say it quick before
LLM realizes I am in the studio without her. Do you like dogs?
LLM: MOLLY!!!!! WHY DID YOU BREAK IN THROUGH THE
WINDOW!?!?
M: Oh no.
I: Yes! I love dogs, I used to have a pet collie. Not a sheltie though, sorry ‘bout that.
AG: Aaannnnnndddd, we have another recording from LLM studio...
*SILENCE*
AG: Play it, Mike.
M: Oh, sorry, that was my cue. *CRASHING NOISE*
MOLLY: have you ever--
LLM: let me talk window braker. I could get you put back in
doggie jail for that. *whispers* What do you really think of
Molly?
MOLLY: I heard that.
I: She sounds nice, a little mischievous, but nice...
M: She reminds me of myself. *SOBS*
AG: And, yet another recording from LLM Studios, here it is:
LLM: wow Michael. Just wow.
M: can I talk now?
LLM:NOOOOOOOOO
M: *over llm* What do you really think of llm?
I: LLM is very creative and smart, and an amazing person.
M: Don’t judge what I say, that was a COMPLIMENT!!!
AG: Andddddd our last question, another from LLM Studios.... play it, Mike.
LLM: awwww thanks.
M: *fuming* you were supposed to say something mean!!!!!!!!!!
LLM: do you have any siblings?
I: Yeah, I have an older sister and a younger brother.
AG: I’m sorry, Molly, I had to tell the truth... Well, that’s it for today, peeps. Hope we can see you again next time!
*CLICK*
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CHECK OUT: Our sister type shows, LLM Studios and GH Type Shows.
