Do you ever looks at someone and think "oh they're cute" and wonder if anyone thinks you are cute like you think that person is cute, and then you look in the mirror and go "Nope".
Me realizing you have to actually talk to a girl to get a girlfriend-
Babe I am pregnant
Really? That is great!
*realizing we are lesbians* wait.. *beep*
I like girls, all I really want is girls, and in the morning it's girls.