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Knock Knock
(who's there)
Choo
Choo Who
Can you guess the joke?
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Choo-choo trained the lion, but the lion won't cooperate
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Close enough. The answer I was thinking about was that I could make you sound like a train. choo-who choo-woo!
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good one
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Jul 6, 2015
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A-Choo??
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Good answer, but not the one I was thinking about.
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Laugh out loud nice try.
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