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I want to laugh!!!!!



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What kind of dinosaur works on a farm?
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A Veloci-tractor!
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That actually is funny
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What goes down but never goes up?

My bank account

A person worked in a beautiful newspaper company. Why did they draw on their head?

In order to make head lines

A bunch of men said that a friend couldn't remember all the capitals. The next day the friend came back and said they remembered all of the capitals. One man said, "oh really what's the capital of Canada?" The friend replied back and said "C!!"
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Two of the jokes are using the dumb blonde stereotype!
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Agreed. We made few edits so they are not offensive, but still very funny.
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I don't mean stereotype just something that's funny 2 me
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I have one:

Mom: Your great grandma passed away LOL

Me: Why is that funny, mom?

Mom: It's not funny Timothy!

Me: But LOL means Laugh Out Loud

Mom: omg I sent it to everyone in my contacts I thought it meant lots of love got to apologize sorry bye tim
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HUNGARY: I am Hungary

ME: You are Hungary? Go get both of us a sandwich

HUNGARY: I am Russian to the fridge

ME: Good. Is there some sandwiches?

Hungary: There is one with some Greece

Me: Eugh there is norway you will eat that



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