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Joke: What jumped but never landed?

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Peter panda
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I get the peter pan reference but why panda? Pandas aren't well known for jumping...
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Like, dude, its just a joke and aren't jokes supposed to not make any sense at all sometimes >U< cause that's what makes them funny? Am i right?  >U<
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And when i saw it it said it was supposed to be a "Bear" joke! >U<
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