*Read until the end. I'm not lying. I WILL stop.*
I'm sorry everyone. I have just been reading all of the comments I got and I feel really... What's the word...ah yes... ANNOYED. only because I thought this was the kind of thing that people wanted to see. I realise now that no one wants to know any of my personal information. So I'm sorry. I will not be writing anymore posts with personal information and joking. I will try to read and respond to all the answers and comments I get on this.
I won't be doing this again.
I may post something sometimes but it won't be rude, offensive or have any of my personal information.
I'm sorry again.
Thanks for reading all of this.