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I live in Kansas and I was walking late and I got bit by a wolf. It hurt really bad and I needed to go to the ER. But I got Covid19.



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Jane :/ I don’t if that’s you probably you
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Hahahahaha so funny, Jane. I’m cracking up. You’d be in the news heheheheheh. Wow. *wipes tears from eyes*

 

So, you were walking late at night in the forest (WHY?). Did you know, there were once wolves in Kansas but now they are gone? Yep. Ok. So, this made-up wolf jumped out of nowhere, on its own, and decided “you know what? I think I’m gonna bite this kid for no reason. Fun!” And bit you. Just for the heck of it? I think not, Jane. Now, who did you call? If you yelled, this “wolf” would have bit you more. So who came? Some guardian angel? Gimme a break. Anyways, you get rushed to the hospital. What happens there? You died? Most likely, if you were bitten by a wolf AND had COVID. So you go home, right? You now realize you have COVID-19, how? How? Howhowhow? And now: you are completely fine to type on social media, and you are not in the hospital even though you are sick with a worldwide, deadly virus.

 

Teehee, you funny!

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Mhm.
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You were just walking, late at night, like an idiot, and all of a sudden a wolf attacked you, a single wolf who you didn't bother at all, in an area that doesn't have a lot of wolves, and you got covid? Uh-huh. Forgive me if I call bull on that. Wolves usually don't attack unless provoked or if you go near their young, and most are in packs, and if they are alone they won't attack unless they absolutely need to. Plus, I doubt the wolf gave you covid, if there was even a wolf in that area. Now, if you said rabies instead of covid, I could understand that. Rabies can make them lose their mind, which makes them vicious, and likely to attack and give another animal or human rabies.
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Stop it jane. If you had covid then you would not be outside.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jane just stop it

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This is Jane 2.0
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yeah it probably is
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Are you sure?

Umm okay.... not sure I believe this. My grandparents live in Kansas and I assure you there really aren’t many wolfs. Unless you live on a farm that has them in witch case you would be extra careful.
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This is junk



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