Howdy, folks. What'd I miss?

Question

First of all: What the heck? I mean, I'm such a low profile, unimportant, unpopular KS figure, but everybody is making comments and posts about me. Even L e t s C h a t T o d a y 1 2 3 4 5 (whom, mind you, I have never even spoken to) made a post about me. It's not like I'm GemHeart or Pumpkin or JD2005 or jellyfishlover or Greenie or lunamoonlight or Queeny or l0sts0uth or really anybody else. Really: why?

And, more to the point, what have I missed in the last (gods, how long has it been--a month?) however long I've been gone? After a few minutes of browsing here's what I've come up with.

Jelly changed her name to PrincessJelly, from jellyfishlover (and apparently moved on or something)

EloquentRacer94 changed the profile picture, which, to be honest, really surprised me, since I've become so accustomed to the old one. But then again, Gem, Purple, and pretty much hand of all the people I'm friends with did, too.

I somehow got a hundred notifications by doing absolutely nothing, meaning that a lot of people are commenting on old posts.

Three people have sent me friend requests, which I should probably go accept now...

Jelly (ah, Princess, sorry) made another post that I just now discovered about my disappearance. That totals three just from her.

...And I don't really know. Tell me what you think that I ought to know, or all me questions if you want. Maybe I would be able to, like, be on here again at some point.

Answer 1

Oh, you are more popular than me. I am 100% the least popular person on here.

Comments

Thanks for best answer. The above statement ain’t true anymore.

Answer 2

Hello welcome back

Comments

Hay I did not say that

Answer 3

Hey duke!

Answer 4

Hey Duke, welcome back! It's nice to see you again. :)

And like Luna said, you gained popularity pretty fast. So...

Answer 5

I really don't know. You gained popularity faster than most users.

Comments

Yeah.

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yeah its been 2 months (including unregistered) and im still last place on popularity chart

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Dude, you aren't unpopular Elo. Most users know who you're talking about if you say "EloquentRacer92". Although, with the reputation you've made, you're more notorious than famous on here.

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thats why i might be migrating to popjam

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Deleted PopJam since.

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^why?

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Because I didn’t like it. I actually made some posts (or comments) that PopJam need to delete their art contests.

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My gods Elo...I was reading through some old stuff out of boredom, and apparently you said you the last person on the popularity chart. Wow. And look at you now.

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Yeah, I remember that. Now I’m basically one of the most, if not the most, well-known person on here. And I’m #4 on the leaderboard, and I certainly have the most points for active users.

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Somehow you have an insane number of points yet have been here for the same amount of time as me. I'm still a filthy peasant. Not real successful here. I mean, my most popular post was the "Who I am I" one, which I obviously didn't even post while I was logged in.

By the way, if CC comes back this weekend leave it till Monday; I'm going to be in the mountains a couple of days and so I'll be inactive.

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Okay. Also, the reason I have way more points than anyone else on here is because I’ve been active since I registered, doing something on here almost every day.

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Yeah not me

Answer 6

I’VE BEEN IN PARIS MEETING LOTS OF DIFFERENT LADIES

Answer 7

Why are you so important on here-

(Not in a rude way, you deserve it)

Answer 8

Yeah, ahem. Lotsa stuff. I changed my PFP cuz someone challenged me to do a Kermit :>

I was worried, btw; when someone here leaves everyone notices lol. Kinda hard to keep a low profile