Gem: *EXCITEDLY* helloooo, everyone! today we are doing a mini Q&A with LotR native, Lindalën!
Producer: AH, ANOTHER GIRL TO HARASS-
G: *SMACKS MR. PRODUCER* LET’S SAY HAI!
P: You mean “greetings”.
G: *ROLLS EYES* Mhm.
G: Greetings, Lindalën. *PROPS UP PAPERS FILLED WITH QUESTIONS*
Lindalën: Greetings, mortal.
P: Aww, you’re so cute for an elf. *PETTING HER HEAD*
L: Excuse me? What in Udun is wrong with your coordinating host, Miss Gem?
G: *VERY ANNOYED* he’s always this way...
L: I somehow doubt that.
G: He is... ahem... anyway. We have some questions for you, little miss Linda!
L: I am 2,600 years old. How am I ‘little miss Linda’? And where did this human nickname come from? I am not a human, you know very well.
G: *IGNORING HER BECAUSE SHE KNOWS LINDALÉN WILL ONLY TRY TO BACKTALK HER* Luna asks, “On a scale from 1-10, how much is the Producer annoying you right now?”
P: *OFFENDED* Eu Tu, Luna?? *SOBS*
L: *THINKS FOR A MOMENT* Maybe a 6...
P: THEN LET’S GET IT TO A 10! *PULLS OUT A PHOTO OF A CERTAIN REDHEAD ELF* Ooooh, Linda~
L: Where did you get an image of Tauriel? It’s glossy. It’s obviously not drawn, like portraits are in Middle-Earth. Are you a witch? Or a demon?
P: W-what? No, of course not—
L: mhm. *KEEPS HER BRIGHT EYES ON HIM VERY INTENTLY*
G, Anyway. Let’s get our next questions! *BEGINS LOOKING FOR THE NEXT ONE AND PULLS OUT A SHEET OF WHITE PAPER WITH THE QUESTION PRINTED ON IT* what languages can you speak? That’s Ammy K’s question.
L: Ah. I can speak both forms of Elvish, English, and a few mortal languages.
P: What the heck... that’s more than Gem and I combined...