funny jokes that will make u smile :D

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Joke Number 1:

David: What did the flag say to the people?

Nicole: I don't know, what?

David: It doesn't say anything.It only waves.

Joke Number 2:

Anna: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Kristoff: IDK

Anna: Because she will Let It Go.

Joke Number 3:

Leo the Cat: What's every cat's favorite color?

Spots the Dog: What?

Leo: PURR-ple

Joke Number 4:

Margaret: What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Candace: I don't know.

Margaret: Kitty Perry

Joke Number 5:

Stacie: Knock Knock

Beatrice: Who's there?

Stacie: Interupting cow 

Beatrice: Interupting co-

Stacie: MOOOOOOO!!

Final Joke:

What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

You're a fungi!(fun guy)

 

Hope you like it! Answer your favorite jokes!

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asked Feb 22, 2016 in Jokes & Riddles by ❤☮LouTheLuver☮❤ (136,570 points)


6 Answers

+2 votes

Can I add a riddle/ joke? You might not like it...

Q: "Imagine you're in a sinking ship surrounded by sharks. You have no SCUBA gear. What do you do?" 

A: "Stop imagining."

answered Apr 12, 2016 by AutumnGirl (2,030 points)
i like it
+2 votes
My favorite joke is the Elsa one haha it's so funny
answered Apr 12, 2016 by Code red
thanks
I like all of them!
Me to
+2 votes
I KNOW NUMBER 5 but I like number 4 number 2 and the final joke
answered Dec 20, 2016 by (Taurus) SweetieGem
+2 votes
The Elsa on was funny
answered Dec 20, 2016 by Lollypopqueen (29,220 points)
+2 votes
Haha
answered Dec 21, 2016 by ❤️GryffindorGal❤️ (100,510 points)
+1 vote
Haha, good jokes! I am years late though. Three years late.
answered Mar 1 by Knight Star (183,820 points)

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