KidzTalk

funny jokes that will make u smile :D

+13 votes
300 views
asked Feb 22, 2016 in Jokes & Riddles by ❤☮LouTheLuver☮❤ (160,800 points)

Joke Number 1:

David: What did the flag say to the people?

Nicole: I don't know, what?

David: It doesn't say anything.It only waves.

Joke Number 2:

Anna: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Kristoff: IDK

Anna: Because she will Let It Go.

Joke Number 3:

Leo the Cat: What's every cat's favorite color?

Spots the Dog: What?

Leo: PURR-ple

Joke Number 4:

Margaret: What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Candace: I don't know.

Margaret: Kitty Perry

Joke Number 5:

Stacie: Knock Knock

Beatrice: Who's there?

Stacie: Interupting cow 

Beatrice: Interupting co-

Stacie: MOOOOOOO!!

Final Joke:

What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

You're a fungi!(fun guy)

 

Hope you like it! Answer your favorite jokes!

smiley

What's your favorite joke?

heart,Ïöü Ïöü

 

 

 

 

 



7 Answers

0 votes
answered Dec 12, 2020 by magicharrypottergal (9,000 points)
THATS SANS-ATIONAL lol ma fave
+2 votes
answered Mar 1, 2019 by im kanye (373,540 points)
Haha, good jokes! I am years late though. Three years late.
commented Dec 19, 2020 by ~Purple~ (27,870 points)
I'm now 4 years late,so...
+2 votes
answered Dec 21, 2016 by ❤️GryffindorGal❤️ (117,240 points)
Haha
+2 votes
answered Dec 20, 2016 by Lollypopqueen (35,020 points)
The Elsa on was funny
+2 votes
answered Dec 20, 2016 by (Taurus) SweetieGem
I KNOW NUMBER 5 but I like number 4 number 2 and the final joke
+2 votes
answered Apr 12, 2016 by Code red
My favorite joke is the Elsa one haha it's so funny
commented Apr 12, 2016 by ❤☮LouTheLuver☮❤ (160,800 points)
thanks
commented May 17, 2016 by Jtfullingim
I like all of them!
commented May 17, 2016 by JTF
Me to
+2 votes
answered Apr 12, 2016 by AutumnGirl (2,500 points)

Can I add a riddle/ joke? You might not like it...

Q: "Imagine you're in a sinking ship surrounded by sharks. You have no SCUBA gear. What do you do?" 

A: "Stop imagining."

commented Apr 12, 2016 by ❤☮LouTheLuver☮❤ (160,800 points)
i like it

Related questions

+6 votes
1 answer 110 views
+8 votes
1 answer 126 views
+6 votes
1 answer 93 views
asked Dec 22, 2015 in Jokes & Riddles by Joker Rocker
+10 votes
4 answers 119 views
asked Dec 22, 2015 in Jokes & Riddles by Joker Rocker
+7 votes
2 answers 133 views
asked Dec 13, 2015 in Jokes & Riddles by THE LIBRARIAN
+5 votes
1 answer 33 views
asked Apr 24, 2020 in Other by cookie monster
+8 votes
4 answers 264 views
+1 vote
0 answers 17 views
+6 votes
0 answers 77 views
+2 votes
2 answers 30 views
+10 votes
3 answers 128 views
+6 votes
4 answers 68 views
asked Oct 15, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by JokerBoy
+8 votes
7 answers 411 views
+9 votes
3 answers 227 views
asked Dec 5, 2016 in Jokes & Riddles by ❤☮LouTheLuver☮❤ (160,800 points)
+6 votes
5 answers 164 views
+8 votes
2 answers 1,057 views
+6 votes
1 answer 121 views
asked Dec 20, 2016 in Fun Stuff by ❤☮LouTheLuver☮❤ (160,800 points)
+2 votes
2 answers 52 views
asked Oct 8, 2020 in Math by Rxiny (2,600 points)
+5 votes
2 answers 38 views
+2 votes
1 answer 53 views
+5 votes
1 answer 61 views
asked Nov 17, 2019 in Fiction by jellyfishlover (40,820 points)
+6 votes
1 answer 119 views
asked Jun 4, 2017 in Other by Vanilla Bean (85,700 points)
+7 votes
2 answers 136 views
+6 votes
6 answers 232 views
asked May 21, 2016 in Personal by apennyforyouthoughts

Recent Badges

Popular Question
Asked question received 100 views
- lunalovegoodmolly -
Popular Question
Asked question received 100 views
- -GEMHeart- -
Popular Question
Asked question received 100 views
- jellyfishlover -
Popular Question
Asked question received 100 views
- im kanye -
Popular Question
Asked question received 100 views
- C.Clay -
...