funny jokes that will make u smile :D

Question

Joke Number 1:

David: What did the flag say to the people?

Nicole: I don't know, what?

David: It doesn't say anything.It only waves.

Joke Number 2:

Anna: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Kristoff: IDK

Anna: Because she will Let It Go.

Joke Number 3:

Leo the Cat: What's every cat's favorite color?

Spots the Dog: What?

Leo: PURR-ple

Joke Number 4:

Margaret: What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Candace: I don't know.

Margaret: Kitty Perry

Joke Number 5:

Stacie: Knock Knock

Beatrice: Who's there?

Stacie: Interupting cow 

Beatrice: Interupting co-

Stacie: MOOOOOOO!!

Final Joke:

What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

You're a fungi!(fun guy)

 

Hope you like it! Answer your favorite jokes!

What's your favorite joke?

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Comments

Love these!

Answer 1

THATS SANS-ATIONAL lol ma fave

Answer 2

Haha, good jokes! I am years late though. Three years late.

Comments

I'm now 4 years late,so...

Answer 3

Haha

Answer 4

The Elsa on was funny

Answer 5

I KNOW NUMBER 5 but I like number 4 number 2 and the final joke

Answer 6

My favorite joke is the Elsa one haha it's so funny

Comments

thanks

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I like all of them!

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Me to

Answer 7

Can I add a riddle/ joke? You might not like it...

Q: "Imagine you're in a sinking ship surrounded by sharks. You have no SCUBA gear. What do you do?" 

A: "Stop imagining."

Comments

i like it