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What is the strongest sea creature in the ocean? (scroll down for the answer) A Muscle!

answered Feb 19 in Jokes & Riddles by Kitten (567,740 points)
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I DON'T HAVE ANY SORRY BUT YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME YAY! :D

answered Feb 16 in Jokes & Riddles by Monkeymad60 (13,880 points)
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You Can find me in Water but I never get wet... What am I?

answered Feb 10 in Jokes & Riddles by Kitten (567,740 points)
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Rearrange NEW DOOR to form One Word.

answered Feb 8 in Jokes & Riddles by PrincessKittens Left (201,870 points)
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Molly and Hannah both buy iced tea. Molly drinks the tea in 2 minutes.... Whereas Hannah drank the tea in 10 minutes The next day Hannah was found dead while Molly was still living. Both of the drinks were poisoned. How did Molly live and Hannah die?

answered Feb 4 in Jokes & Riddles by WelshTerriersssCS (13,860 points)
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A car passed a hotel. The Owner of the car wasn't in the car. Suddenly the Owner of the car yelled IM BANKRUPT!!! Nobody was in his car. How did the owner get bankrupt? Good Luck this is a tough one ;)

answered Feb 4 in Jokes & Riddles by WelshTerriersssCS (13,860 points)
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1. You are reading this. 2. You cant say the letter m without touching your lips. 3. You just tried it. 5. Your smiling. 6. You didn't notice that I skipped #4. 7. You just checked. 8. Your smiling again. I hope you liked this joke!

answered Jan 31 in Jokes & Riddles by Jabber (24,490 points)
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Give me food and I will live.Give me water and I will die.What am I?

answered Dec 13, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by MayMay
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What I think I'm going to do when a robber breaks in: What I actually do:

answered Dec 1, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by anonymous
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My opinion. What about you? ;) Let's go!!!! I can't figure out how to post the memes since I'm only able to look them up on Cortana due to internet restrictions, ... phone before hanging up. (I didn't have enough time to add more but I will later!)

answered Nov 29, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by Lemony The Bean (74,970 points)
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Elissa: So, Gretchen, what are you fluent in? Gretchen: Google Translate. SO TRUE LOL

answered Nov 28, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by anonymous
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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there? orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there bannanna Bannana who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange!!!!!!!!!!!

answered Nov 6, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by unicorn girl
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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: Porkchop!

answered Oct 16, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by SnickerDoodles
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I DECLARE A MEME WAR!!!!!!!!!!! Okay Prepare to die of laughter!!!!!!!

answered Sep 19, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by arkzo (422,970 points)
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Many have heard me, but no one has seen me, and I only reply when I'm spoken to. Please highlight answers in black so no one can see.

answered May 16, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by OpalGemStar (55,960 points)
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I found this one on the internet.Here it is: I have seas without water. I have forests without wood.I have deserts without sand. I have houses without brick.What am I?

answered Apr 25, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by anonymous
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Hint: something everyone uses

answered Apr 19, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by Ammy K.
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and everything is pink. The couch the windows the bed even the human beings. What color is the stairs?

answered Apr 4, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by anonymous
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There is nothing that has light in the girl's house. Yet, she is reading. How is she reading?

answered Mar 28, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by anonymous
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1 answer 53 views

IF YOUR SILLY AND YOU KNOW IT FAVOUR AND LIKE IT

answered Mar 21, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by arkzo (422,970 points)
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The Queen of Hearts was sitting next to Jeremy at daycare. The Queen stole his candy. One of the adult saw it. adult:"Hey, ms. Hearts?" Queen:"Yes?" adult:"How ... Just a comedy skit i made with baby Queen of Hearts at daycare. What could go wrong?

answered Mar 15, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by Ammy K.
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answered Mar 13, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by -GEMHeart- (279,280 points)
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1. What's my hair color? A. Black. B. Brown. C. Blonde. 2. What's my eye color? A. Blue. B. Hazel. C. Green. 3. What is my style? A. Emo/Mostly Black. B. ... C. Gospel. Bonus question... 11. What's my catchphrase? A. Darn it. B. Flarf. C. Awesome.

asked Feb 27, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by Luna Midnight
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Siri, what's the best device? 1: If it's made by Apple, it's the best. 2: Wait... there are other phones? Siri, what's up? Just responding to 3 million ... want for Christmas is my two front teeth. I found some dentists for you. PART 2 Coming Soon.

asked Feb 20, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by -GEMHeart- (279,280 points)
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"I'm not odd. I'm just limited edition." "Last clean t-shirt!" "Zombies hate fast food." (picture of man running with zombies sluggishly walking behind) "Happy ... advice and 90 percent sound." "Student plus dying= studying." You know any good ones?

asked Feb 14, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by -GEMHeart- (279,280 points)
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Pennys mom has three children. One named Nickle and one named Quarter. What was the other child’s name? It’s so easy.

asked Jan 23, 2019 in Jokes & Riddles by Kitty111
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1 answer 43 views

What has orange and white stripes that purrs and meows? If you know the answer please comment me. Thanks.

asked Dec 15, 2018 in Jokes & Riddles by Cat loverMeuller
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A few moments out of your entire life you will never get back has been wasted

asked Oct 11, 2018 in Jokes & Riddles by Snickerdoodles
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​HAS A TONGUE, BUT NEVER TALKS. HAS NO LEGS, BUT NEVER WALKS? WHAT AM I?

asked May 20, 2018 in Jokes & Riddles by (Taurus) SweetieGem (21,900 points)
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textropless got its name from zootropless out of the movie zootropless get it? Well I do the names are very simmeler and they ryme because they both have tropless at the end of their name!

asked Dec 22, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by Dumpling
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What do you throw away the outside, then eat the inside. Then you eat the inside, and eat the outside?

asked Jul 13, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by Cat Lover
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1 answer 86 views

A fast food restaurant sells chicken in orders of 6, 9, and 20. What is the largest number of pieces of chicken you cannot order from this restaurant?

asked Jun 26, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by arkzo (422,970 points)
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4 answers 187 views

The more your ideas grow, The more I shrink!

asked Jun 22, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by Vanilla Bean (85,120 points)
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1 answer 243 views

Riddle: What do you call a band of whales? (scroll down for answer) An Orca-Stra!

asked Jun 14, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by zippy (22,350 points)
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2 answers 74 views

https://youtube.com/watch?v=h6R-bKdtuNk

asked Jun 8, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by arkzo (422,970 points)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I9jqS60PiE

asked Jun 2, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by ❤☮LouTheLuver☮❤ (160,150 points)
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What is a camels favorite fruit?

asked May 5, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by anonymous
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1 answer 135 views

Up his sleevy!

asked Apr 23, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by L (75,740 points)
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4 answers 127 views
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