What is the strongest sea creature in the ocean? (scroll down for the answer) A Muscle!
I DON'T HAVE ANY SORRY BUT YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME YAY! :D
You Can find me in Water but I never get wet... What am I?
Rearrange NEW DOOR to form One Word.
Molly and Hannah both buy iced tea. Molly drinks the tea in 2 minutes.... Whereas Hannah drank the tea in 10 minutes The next day Hannah was found dead while Molly was still living. Both of the drinks were poisoned. How did Molly live and Hannah die?
A car passed a hotel. The Owner of the car wasn't in the car. Suddenly the Owner of the car yelled IM BANKRUPT!!! Nobody was in his car. How did the owner get bankrupt? Good Luck this is a tough one ;)
1. You are reading this. 2. You cant say the letter m without touching your lips. 3. You just tried it. 5. Your smiling. 6. You didn't notice that I skipped #4. 7. You just checked. 8. Your smiling again. I hope you liked this joke!
Give me food and I will live.Give me water and I will die.What am I?
What I think I'm going to do when a robber breaks in: What I actually do:
My opinion. What about you? ;) Let's go!!!! I can't figure out how to post the memes since I'm only able to look them up on Cortana due to internet restrictions, ... phone before hanging up. (I didn't have enough time to add more but I will later!)
Elissa: So, Gretchen, what are you fluent in? Gretchen: Google Translate. SO TRUE LOL
KNOCK KNOCK who's there? orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there? orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there bannanna Bannana who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: Porkchop!
I DECLARE A MEME WAR!!!!!!!!!!! Okay Prepare to die of laughter!!!!!!!
Many have heard me, but no one has seen me, and I only reply when I'm spoken to. Please highlight answers in black so no one can see.
I found this one on the internet.Here it is: I have seas without water. I have forests without wood.I have deserts without sand. I have houses without brick.What am I?
Hint: something everyone uses
and everything is pink. The couch the windows the bed even the human beings. What color is the stairs?
There is nothing that has light in the girl's house. Yet, she is reading. How is she reading?
IF YOUR SILLY AND YOU KNOW IT FAVOUR AND LIKE IT
The Queen of Hearts was sitting next to Jeremy at daycare. The Queen stole his candy. One of the adult saw it. adult:"Hey, ms. Hearts?" Queen:"Yes?" adult:"How ... Just a comedy skit i made with baby Queen of Hearts at daycare. What could go wrong?
1. What's my hair color? A. Black. B. Brown. C. Blonde. 2. What's my eye color? A. Blue. B. Hazel. C. Green. 3. What is my style? A. Emo/Mostly Black. B. ... C. Gospel. Bonus question... 11. What's my catchphrase? A. Darn it. B. Flarf. C. Awesome.
Siri, what's the best device? 1: If it's made by Apple, it's the best. 2: Wait... there are other phones? Siri, what's up? Just responding to 3 million ... want for Christmas is my two front teeth. I found some dentists for you. PART 2 Coming Soon.
"I'm not odd. I'm just limited edition." "Last clean t-shirt!" "Zombies hate fast food." (picture of man running with zombies sluggishly walking behind) "Happy ... advice and 90 percent sound." "Student plus dying= studying." You know any good ones?
Pennys mom has three children. One named Nickle and one named Quarter. What was the other child’s name? It’s so easy.
What has orange and white stripes that purrs and meows? If you know the answer please comment me. Thanks.
A few moments out of your entire life you will never get back has been wasted
HAS A TONGUE, BUT NEVER TALKS. HAS NO LEGS, BUT NEVER WALKS? WHAT AM I?
textropless got its name from zootropless out of the movie zootropless get it? Well I do the names are very simmeler and they ryme because they both have tropless at the end of their name!
What do you throw away the outside, then eat the inside. Then you eat the inside, and eat the outside?
A fast food restaurant sells chicken in orders of 6, 9, and 20. What is the largest number of pieces of chicken you cannot order from this restaurant?
The more your ideas grow, The more I shrink!
Riddle: What do you call a band of whales? (scroll down for answer) An Orca-Stra!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h6R-bKdtuNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I9jqS60PiE
What is a camels favorite fruit?
Up his sleevy!
