Funny Story of the Week #6 | 4/25/25

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 18:47:21 +0000

Fictional/Made-up
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Sorry I haven't made any Funny Stories in a while, but we just have a ton of end-of-the-year testing nowadays, like all schools. I've finally found some time to post a new story!
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It was a normal lunch. Or at least… it started normal.

Mia, Brooke, and Zoey were sitting at their usual table, happily munching on snacks and talking about completely random things—like whether squirrels have birthday parties or not. (Spoiler: Mia says yes. With tiny hats.)

Brooke had a juice box. An innocent-looking, totally normal grape juice box.

Until…

SLURRRRP

“Uhhhh,” Zoey stared. “Brooke, what are you doing?”

Brooke had her straw jammed all the way in, sucking like her life depended on it. Her cheeks were going all puff-squishy and her eyes were WIDE.

“I think it’s broken,” Brooke mumbled around the straw. “No juice is coming out!”

Mia leaned closer. “Try squeezing it a bit.”

Brooke shrugged and gave it a squeeze.

BIG. MISTAKE.

The straw POPPED out with the force of a mini geyser, grape juice SHOOTING out like a cannon.

It hit Zoey.
IN. THE. FACE.

SPLOOSH.

“AAAAHHHHH!” Zoey yelled, standing up with her arms flailing. “MY EYEBALLS!!! I’M GONNA SMELL LIKE GRAPE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!”

Brooke froze. Juice still dripping off her hands. “Oops?”

Mia was dying laughing. She almost fell off the bench. “Brooke, you turned Zoey into a JUICE MONSTER!”

Zoey grabbed a napkin and wiped her face. “I’m gonna get revenge. Just wait. You better sleep with one eye open.”

Brooke: “What if I sleep with BOTH eyes open?”

Mia: “Okay, that’s scarier than the juice box.”

And from that day on… juice boxes were declared dangerous weapons at the lunch table.

THE END—wait no. NO THE END. Forget I said that.

EEEEEEEEE!!!!

Mon, 10 Feb 2020 23:51:18 +0000

Me: "SHOUT OUT TO MEEEE!!!

I AM RANKED #6" * bouncing around like crazy*

Random person: "Ok no need to be that excited it's just #6 it's not like you got #1!"

Me: *glares intently at the person*

Im a dork YAAYYYY

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Funny Story of the Week #6 | 4/25/25

EEEEEEEEE!!!!