Funny Story of the Week #7 | 4/30/25

Thu, 01 May 2025 00:55:27 +0000

Fictional/Made-Up
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So, picture this: three kids — Mia, Bella, and Noah — are chilling outside after lunch, minding their own business... when disaster strikes.

Mia suddenly goes, "OMG GUYSSSSS, I JUST SWALLOWED A BUG!!!"
She’s gagging and flailing around like she’s being attacked by an invisible ninja.

Bella starts SCREAM-LAUGHING so hard she nearly falls off the bench.
Noah is just standing there, holding his juice box, looking like .
(He’s the human version of the buffering symbol.)

They stared at each other for a solid 5 seconds, completely frozen, until the juice box let out a tiny "pffffft" — like it was giving up on life.

Mia’s running around, yelling, "AM I GONNA DIE?! AM I GONNA TURN INTO A BUG?!"

Bella, WHEEZING, says, "No dummy, but maybe you'll start buzzing."

Then Noah, COMPLETELY DEADPAN, says, "You’re halfway to becoming a mosquito. I give it two days."

Mia SCREAMS even louder and karate-chops the air like she’s fighting the transformation.

Bella’s laughing so hard now she SNORTS like a pig.
Which only made Mia scream louder.
Which only made Bella snort louder.
Which only made Noah sip his juice even slower.

At that point, a teacher walked by, gave them a weird side-eye, shook their head like "I don’t get paid enough for this," and just kept walking.

Mia spent the rest of recess convinced she was growing antennae.
(Plot twist: she wasn’t.)

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