Funny quote of the Day Jan 30, 2025

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 21:18:23 +0000

POV when your friend falls

me: u fell

him: I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.

me: cool have fun

Quote of the day! Jan 27, 2025

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 11:55:42 +0000

When in doubt, look intelligent.

Hmm, how do I do that? *puts nerd glasses on*

The Corvettefan Show! (Bitty Kitty episode) (Episode 10, Jan 17 2025)

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:26:31 +0000

*the footage opens once again to Corvette, standing onstage as usual. everything seems to be normal and he no longer seems to be possessed.*

"Hello people of KT! Welcome back to the Corvettefan Show! Glad you could join us today!"

"Okay, so let me talk about something. Recently, in the past few episodes, all the daily series's and such have not been present, you might have noticed. Well, for the next few days or so, the corvettefan show is gonna be solely an interview show, where we interview the greatest users from around KT! We already did elo and moony moon, and today's is bitty kitty!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one and only, bittersweet kitten!"

*the audience explodes with applause as bitty kitty walks onstage. Corvette and bitty kitty sit down*

"So, bitty kitty, what made you wanna appear on the show this fine *Corvette checks his watch* afternoon?"

"Well Corvette, its cool seeing people being interviewed on the show, so I wanted one of my own!"

"I see, I see, you wanted your own piece of the pie, huh? Nice. What's your opinion on cat go boom, by chance?"

"I love cat go boom, it's one of the greatest movements on KT! I'm even a part of it!"

"Um...yeah....anyway. What about the newest drama of KT (apart from all the political stuff), the Ricky Vs Pumpkin point wars?"

"About that, I'm on pumpkin's side."

"Uh.....great."

"What, do you not agree?"

"Yeah, I'm on Ricky's side. But everyone has their own opinions, know what I mean?"

"Okay then."

"So, what do you think about the Corvettefan show?"

"I think it's pretty good! I like the lore!"

"Nice, glad you're a fan of it. Anyway, time for the giving away part of the show." *corvette and bitty kitty stand up*

*the curtain behind them opens, displaying a painting of an exploding cat*

"A rare 1650s painting titled 'Le Cat Go Boome' by legendary artist, Leonardo Da Pumpkin!"

*bit kit looks excited at her new painting*

"So, I thought I'd give you this because you're quite a cat go boom fan. Keep it safe though, alright? Its worth $120 million."

*bitty kitty looks shocked at the price* "How did you get it then?"

"Don't ask."

"Um...alright."

*suddenly a gunshot can be heard and suddenly, theres a hole through the painting. Everyone goes quiet and stares at the painting. elo can be seen looking through the hole. corvette walks behind the painting and talks to her*

"Elo? What are you doing here? Your interview is over, it ended 3 days ago. And more importantly, WHY DID YOU SHOOT A 120 MILLION DOLLAR PAINTING ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?"

*elo looks at corvette nonchalantly* "Oh, that was an accident. My gun went off by itself."

'WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A GUN?!"

"I don't remember, but I used it on rokaruanjeru."

"YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!!" *Corvette was getting more shocked by the second, as bitty kitty stands there, confused at what's going on*

"Elo, first you put a man eating uncle sam poster onset, then you tie up rokaruanjeru and SHOOT HIM, then you randomly come onstage and shoot a 120 million dollar painting?!?! What is wrong with you?!?!" *as Corvette finishes saying that, he notices elo has left*

"She's gone now?! That's it?! JUST CAUSES IRREPARABLE DAMAGE AND LEAVES?!?!!?!!?!"

*bit kit looks at corvette* "Corvette, calm down. Its not that bad...just a...small hole..."

*Corvette points at the painting* "That hole is the size of Jupiter!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S SMALL????"

*Corvette takes a few deep breaths and tries to relax* "Okay, its all good, relax. Now I need to find a new thing to give you, bitty kitty. Luckily, I know just the thing."

*Corvette goes to his desk and opens a drawer and pulls out a small photograph of the painting before elo destroyed it and gives it to bitty kitty* "Listen, I know its not as good as the painting itself, but what can I do about it."

*bit kit lightens up a bit, glad she got something*

"I'm just glad I got something, thanks Corvette!"

"You're most welcome." *Corvette goes backstage and shouts* "CAN SOMEONE COME ON UP HERE AND TAKE THIS PAINTING OFFSTAGE?"

*suddenly Mike arrives and carries the painting away. Corvette turns back to bitty kitty*

"Well bit kit, like I said before, sorry about the painting, but I can't really do anything about it."

"Its not really your fault."

"Yeah, I guess." *Corvette turns to face the camera* "Well folks, that's all for this episode I guess."

*the footage goes black and cuts to Corvette, sitting at his desk in the dark. the last thing that can be heard before the footage ends is:*

"I need to get rid of EloquentRacer92."

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