KidzTalk - Recent questions tagged #clapbacks

COMEBACKS, CLAPBACKS, AND MORE PART 4. 41/50

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 20:14:19 +0000

OOOOOHHHHHHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THEEE-EEERRR-ERRR OOOOOOHHHHHH WE'RE LIVIN' ON A PRAY-AYER

(first one is trigger warning violence)

41: if i had two bullets and i had to choose between shooting you, hitler, or putin, i'd shoot you. twice.

42: you talk some big gamem for someone with a nine o'clock curfew (dont make fun of me but i actually have a 9 o'clock curfew......)

43: a thought crossed your mind? musta been a LONG and LONELY journey.

44: well you are not overly burdened with brains...

45: i refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

46: i envy the lucky souls who have yet to make your acquantence

47: ...the best thing i can say about you? well your biodegredable...

48: thank heaven that ignorance isn't contagious

49: well aren't you sweet! bless your heart EVEN MORE

50: i thoroughly disaprove of your life choices...

hope you weren't affected by no. 1 i spaced down so you wouldn't see immediately. anyway LUV YA

COMEBACKS, CLAPBACKS, AND MORE PART 3. 31/40

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 20:08:14 +0000

alright folks here it is

(34 is trigger warning for drug use)

31: mouth breather

32: (if not near a tree) somewhere out there (or replace out there with over the rainbow) there is a tree. TIRELESSLY producing oxegyn for whom, for YOU. thou shalt apologize.

33: (if near a tree) *touches tree solemnly* i am so very sorry... you shouldn't be burdened with producing oxegyn for that ___ (noun)

34: you should've never stopped taking acid

35: now you seem to be an expert on this subject so i inquire. is ignorance TRULY bliss???

36: son of a biscuit eating bulldog...

37: lint licker

38: PICKLE YOU KUMQUAT!!!!

39: (Look down at clothes and fuss with them and or accsessories muttering) the iq of the human race is truly disappointing...

40: your two braincells are obviously competing for third place

hope ya liked 'em!!! commment down below (some of these i haven't checked so sorry if they are too offensive lemme know if one is)

COMEBACKS, CLAPBACKS, AND MORE PART 3 21-30

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 14:22:03 +0000

ok ok folks nearly halfway and this one will end with MY ALLTIME FAVORITE research it i will tell about it at the end

21: have the day you deserve/have a day

22: i'll give your opinion all the consideration it deserves

23: so, lemme get this straight... your colorblind? and all your mirrors are broken???

24: genetic u-turn...

25: you look like your family tree is more of a wreath

26: your gene pool seems to be a puddle

27: so your family tree is a 2x4 (two-by-four)

28: genetic reverse card...

29: smoothbrain

30: good day sir, i bite my thumb at you (put your thumb behind your two front teeth and flick it forward) i SAID good DAY sir.

ok so the last one i bet ur like "erm what the sigma..?" well lemme explain, in shakespearean time biting your thumb at someone, well essentially thats the equivilant of flipping someone off, but not many people know this, so have it as an inside (or not-so-inside) joke. (blended with I SAID GOOD DAY SIR to increase confusion)

COMEBACKS, CLAPBACKS, AND MORE PART 2 11-20

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 14:04:57 +0000

if you saw my first one yeah it was funny, but i have even more monty python, even more shakespere, and unfortunately no more cotton-headed-ninny-muggins (which is my go-to now) so on your mark get set GOOOOO

11: you... triton of the minnows!!! (idk)

12: you misbegotten fool!

13: thou art a VILLAIN (can't wait to use this)

14: you illegitimate offspring of some domesticated farm animal...

15: son of a motherless goat

16: you freaking salad...

17: bless your heart. oh wait sorry there isn't one to bless... (MY CREATION no copyright spread to the world)

18: you tool, wait no, you can't be a tool your not usefull

19: you wedge, (they say what or look puzzled) y'know the simplest of ALL tools.

20: i hope you get all the happiness you deserve (for some people they deserve happiness but for some, well let 'em think LONG and HARD about it...)

per usual lemme kno your faves and again 21-30 coming soon! (i have nothing to do so soon is basically 30min to 1hr) BYE SLAYERZ

COMEBACKS, CLAPBACKS, AND MORE.

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 13:16:13 +0000

ok folks, we've all been bullied, we've all been picked on, well thanks to one r/words i have JUST THE SOLUTION. i present 10 out of my 100 non-cussing comebacks, clapbacks, and more.

1: you have a face for radio and a voice for print

2: i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you

3: i can't read your mind, the print is small and the words are misspelled

4: im not as dumb as you look

5: you absolute ___ (any noun salad, lettuce, microscopic eukaryotic creature)

6: your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries (USE WISELY IS HIGHLY INSULTING NOT JK)

7: i fart in your general direction (thank monty python not me)

8: cotton headed ninny muggins

9: i wish that we become better strangers

10: you must find that so interesting

lemme know your fave and don't worry i will post 11-20 soon!