The future is so yesterday ( but it stops when I can’t remember the next lyrics )

Sun, 05 Apr 2026 15:19:50 +0000

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WELCOME TO MEEPLE!! AS YOU ENTER OUR ESTEEEMED FACILITY!! PLEASE ENJOY A WORD FROM OUR CEO.. STEVE COBS!!

Cobs: the future is so yesterday..

cobs: when everything is RUN YOUR WAY!!

Cobs: your influence is everywhere, smell innovation on the air!

Cobs: YOU TELL ME THAT IM TOO AMBITIOUS? WELL I SAY IDC!!!

Cobs: now let’s take a look at the PROFIT MARGINNN!! no let’s not! That’s corporate JARGON!!

Cobs: you all want what you understand! So what I supply, is what YOULL demand!

Cobs: I’ll never loose if you keep letting me win!

Cobs: but in the good of I do, is that such a sin?

Cobs: I’ve created all that you believe!

Cobs: you GAVE ME POWER YOU CANT RELIEVE!!

     audience: cobs what does this all mean?

     audience: what’s your latest MAA-cHinE?

Cobs: am I going to fast? Is all this progress to loud? Did I leave you in the past? LETS TAKE SOME VIEWS FROM THE CROWD..

     audience: this may come off as a “stupid question,” but what exactly do you aim to     achieve?

Cobs: well there’s no such thing as a “stupid question!” So it’s wise of me.. if I ask you to LEAVE.

    audience: this new product the.. “me” technology! Is that not GROUNDBREAKING.. WORLDSHAKING.. mythology?

Cobs: well that all depends on your OWN ideology.. but if I cause suspicion! Hey, take my Apology..!

     audience: COBS! You’re always being coy..!

    audience: is there a bigger plan is this just a DE-COY???

Cobs: no doy! Mean your always thinking of something to hide, and this is no different! YOUVE IMPLIED.

    audience: so cobs is your whole persona intended? To keep the suspicions extended? So all your schemes become blended and your working on BEING CONTENDED?

Cobs: uhm.. NO QUES-

    audience: the future is so.. yesterday..

Cobs: *interrupts at yesterday* the future is so yesterday!

    audience: when everything is.. run your way!

Cobs: *interrupts at everything* WHEN EVERYTHING IS RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN YOUR WAY!

Cobs: your influence is everywhere..

Cobs: smell innovation on the air..

cobs: YOU TELL ME THAT IM TOO AMBITIOUS?

Cobs: WELL I.. (i) DONT (don’t) CA——-AREEE!

cobs: THE FUTURE IS SO YESTERDAY!!

*Boomshakalaka! Boomshalaka! AHHHH I did it again.*

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The future is so yesterday ( but it stops when I can’t remember the next lyrics )