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He chated oh no part4

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 21:40:20 +0000

Tyler: I am NOT a biggy

Zero: yeah hes not a biggy

Jenni: ok fine hes not a biggy but only because you said so senpai Zero uwu

Zero: GET OUTT!!!

Tyler: well hey there fine sh- I mean bro

Zero: zooweemama- i mean wsg blud

Tyler: хто цей хлопець? (who is this guy)

Sora: мій хлопець (my baddie)

Jenni: guyysss stop speaking australian uwu

Sora: bro?

Tyler: uhh it’s NOT australian

Jenni: same thing

Zero: yo bro you should keep speaking that your voice is ho- cool I mean cool totally cool yeah

Tyler: що з ним? (whats up with him)

Sora:я не знаю, брате (i dont know bro)

Tyler: ox (ok)

Jenni: stop talking aussie we’re not down under uwu

Zero and Sora: GET OUT!!!

Sora: lets play shrimp games

*everyone agrees*

*in the gamez*

Sora: How are you doing that??

Tyler: bang bang bang

PART 5 WILL BE UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE INSTEAD OF KIDZTALK MY NEXT POST WILL BE THE CHANNEL NAME

He chated oh no part 3

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 17:13:13 +0000

Sora: Hey.. wowzas u seem pretty kewl

Zero: Hey so i heard ur looking for a 8’1 baddie

Sora: Yeah how’d u know?

Zero: Well I’ve also been looking for a 8’1 badd- I mean I’ve been looking for a 5’2 latina baddie

Sora: We must be perfect for each other

Sora: I’ll add you to my gc

Zero: Oh ok

*In the gc*

Sora: hey louzers can I add some1 :D

Jenni: only if its a boy

Sora: it is a boy

Jenni: perfect- I mean oh cool

Tyler: if hes chill then sure

*SoraTheUnicorn928 adds ZestyMan999 to the gc*

Tyler: who is this fine ahh badd- I mean whats up bro

Zero: Zooweemama whos this- I mean hey bbg

Sora: Hey Zero

Jenni: Woah who is this guy hes so senpai uwu

Sora: This is my 8’1 baddie Zero

Jenni: hes YOUR baddie?!?!

Jenni: Zero senpai uwu lets go play a game together uwu

Sora: back off girly D:<

Jenni: How could such a baddie choose YOU over ME

Tyler: But JenJen I chose you over her

Jenni: shut up biggy

THIS IS THE END OF PART 3

5 UPVOTES FOR PART 4

A Very Unpopular Diary, part 2

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 22:05:36 +0000

Look, this is starting to become a thing

Monday, August 12

4:50 PM

Hello again. I’m back. And I changed my mind…!

So my first day of school was a flop, kinda.

Everyone at school had phones, except me. All my teachers are nice, the kids, not so much. I think I need to go to the mall and get a better outfit, because i made no friends, none.

Next week is Logan's first day of kindergarten. Lexi also had her first day of high school, I don’t know how she does it, she made a bunch of friends though.

So being the middle child, my siblings might be more popular than me. But that doesn’t stop me from doing anything… maybe

He chated oh no part 2

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 18:17:51 +0000

Sora: Well both of you have no rizz

Tyler: Well then how did I pull 2 girls. One ugly one not

Jenni: *hugs tylers arm like a pick me* aww tyley wiley your such a cutie

Tyler: not as cutie as you

Sora: GET OUT!!!

Jenni and Tyler: You dont understand us

Sora: Yeah I dont Im gonna find someone so much better than Tyler

Jenni: I doubt it. Tyler is the best

Tyler: aww so are you bbg

Sora: ew online daters

Sora: I'm gonna find someone so much more baddie

*Sora leaves and goes onto dahood*

Sora: ABC for a girlfriend

Zero: ABC

THIS is the end of part 2 10 upvotes for part 3

He chated oh no part 1

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 17:12:28 +0000

This is the story of Jenni, Sora, and Tyler

Jenni: Hi sora, hiii tyler *says in flirty way*

Sora: Stawp flirting with my boyfriend you skibidi

Tyler: Yo bro *says with deep forced voice*

Sora: I'm hungry

Jenni: We know you biggy

Tyler: Yeah you biggy

Sora: I'm not a biggy *cries*

Tyler: stop crying biggy

Jenni: yuh stawp crying biggy

Jenni and Tyler:*laughs*

Tyler: Sora I'm bricking up with you

Jenni: omg tylerrr you would do that for me?

Sora: *cries more* Jenni ur supposed to be my bestie

Jenni: I was only ur bestie to get closer to uwu tyler

Tyler: lets go new gf

Jenni: ok lets go, bye bye Sora you are not sigma

Jenni and Tyler: *leaves while holding hands*

Sora: Well both of you have no rizz

This is the end of part 1. Lets get to 5 upvotes for part 2

WHAT DO U GUYS THINK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 21:12:56 +0000

ERM...Sooooooooooooo?

hey ya'll can you change my name to johnnycakes da 1

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 19:47:16 +0000

plz I need to change it plz

HEY GUYS crush problem again?

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 19:05:09 +0000

SOOOO hmm... Last time y'all kept hating on me bc I'm just a kid rushing into decisions but this is KIDZtalk yeah lol hehe... SO OK ummm FIRST OF ALL is it ok that my crush (A) is in the year below me at school uhhh... I'm year 8 and he's year 7 is that weird uhh PROBABLY not becos there's literal year 10s dating year 7s anyways

We used to talk a lot like I'd tease him he'd make me laugh and keep making EYE CONTAAACT I'd smile and wave at him in the corridor and we had nicknames for each otherrrrr ERM I know lots about him basically uhh about his family his bday his favourite colour and any pets etc AND I genuinely KNOW him so it's not like I just randomly crushed on a y7

His friends used to ship us and there was a rumour in year 7 for like 2 months that I had a crush on him (I DIDN'T AT THE TIME) and his friends would keep screaming after me stuff like "A LIKES UUUU" and when they questioned me about whether I liked him (AT THAT POINT I WAS IN DENIAL) I was like whatttt NOOOO cmon were bEsTiEsSs cos yk I was teasing him

And random year 7s that have nothing to do with A would point at me and scream AHHHH ITS A'S GFFFF I was ok with that uhhh obviously I didn't want people in my class to know I liked A but it wasn't that bad :P (I STARTED LIKING HIM BAD AROUND THAT TIME)

Then we kinda stopped talking for like a month or two I still waved to him but he kinda ignored me not really I mean yk uhmmm

I get that I was probably embarrassing him or something but he was acting kinda strange

SO THEN my friends got wayyyy more involved and excited with him and uhhh M (my ex gf but we're still friends) and O (my bestieee) keep pointing at him in the corridors (as a joke) and going ITS AAAAA and uhh they're really making him embarrassed in front of his friends (THEY KNOW I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM)

He ran for school council recently and they had this thing where everyone had a stand and they put up their posters and stuff and answered people's questions so OBVIOUSLY I went up to him and he was just being SO CUTESYYY and speed-making paper airplanes out of his posters and throwing them into the crowd AHHHHHH

^-^

(obviously I took a poster off of the floor and took it home)

AND NOW for the actual reason I was telling you about thisssss

M told me this next part what she did:

M was getting lunch (she was in the queue) and she was standing next to A :0 AND THEN FOR SOME REASON she actually said to him "HI MAEVE'S FUTURE BOYFRIEND" and he was like "no."

I can imagine him doing it too in his CUTESY way :P

AND THEN SHE ACTUALLY WENT AND SAID "oh..." LIKE I WOULD BE SAD OBVI I WOULD BUT NOW HE TOTALLY THINKS I LIKE HIM and then he walked away .

IM NOT MAD AT HER TOTALLY NOT ..... ughhh

It's fine guys ...

(Randomly)(Unrelated to anything) song of the day you should listen to: Up the Junction by Squeeze