Story Time :P

Sun, 07 Dec 2025 21:58:38 +0000

One day in 6th grade a guy on my bus (who said he was in 6th grade but he turned out to actually be in 8th) asked me for my number (we were sorta friends so i thought he just meant like as a friend) so I said okei and gave it to him

But then he started sending me creepy texts at night and my friend who was in 8th grade at the time told me how old he really was. And I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL WHOLE GRAIN GOLDFISH becuz bro...

So I went on my other friends phone (he didnt know her) and sent him a text that said "Hey, -his name-, this is your Doordasher, Paul. Your order of 20 pounds of pink glitter and a Big Mac is almost ready, but I wanted to let you know that you can't Doordash a girlfriend."

Btw my name obvi isnt actually paul it was just the first name that popped into my head (no offense pauls)

Then on the bus I said "hiii doordash" and he just realized how *iconically roasted* he got. Now whenever I see him (not often) I yell "haiiii doordash bestie"

because i dont handle weirdos well and my patience level is about 0.00001 seconds with these people.

Then I found out he was a homophobic MAGA so good thing I did

But the weird thing is he KEPT CHASING AFTER ME afterwards until I *definitely didnt* give him like a literal typed out essay about why he was a creep and NO.

Then he started chasing after my friend and sending HER creepy texts but I think she just blocked him (which i ngl prolly shoulda done but whatever)

Anyway thats all

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