KidzTalk - Recent questions tagged birdsaaa

My Dog

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 19:48:03 +0000

Love him or else

Stranger things is the worst show ever!1!11!!!!

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 19:45:36 +0000

The character are terrible and the monsters are bad!1!33!4

I’m kidding of course I binged 3 season on one trip

No spoilers please I am on ep 1 of season four

I’m thirteen and now my family hates me

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 14:08:34 +0000

They don’t actually hate me but so many things are like

KiDs TWelve ANd UnDeR ArE ThReE DollARS

Oh your thirteen?

Welcome to adulthood

So everything is so expensive for me now

Only the smartest 5 percent can solve

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 21:36:42 +0000

If Jon ate peanut at 3:15 am and he uses the restroom three times in an hour when will the pool open first in the summer?

Top 5 birds

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 21:33:09 +0000

Like and subscribe for more content

Pronoun Trend (parody/spoof)

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 17:09:26 +0000

I identify as bill nye

My pronouns are 11/12

I am into dirt and grass

You may also call me Demogorgon/FlowerFace

Where I’ve been

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 16:59:11 +0000

I haven’t been on here for weeks

I disappeared

I don’t know anything about what’s happening

The reason I was gone

Is

I had nothing to talk about

I didn’t know what to say

Also did no one miss me

No mention of my name!?

Rude. I’m kidding.

Also I watch stranger things now. And had my birthday. And is on a road trip. Wow I could talk about stuff lol

Give me praise and adulation

Random things you (probably) don’t know about me

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 13:00:52 +0000

Ok tbh the only reason you would know some of these is if you are a stalker.

I play the violin. Pretty good

I skateboard. Pretty ok

I can drive a car. Not safely or legally

I play games nobody has ever heard of. Highly recommend citizen sleeper

Dream job is author or board game designer.

The podcast I pulled my name from issssss idk I have been somewhat gatekeeping… Tales From The Stinky Dragon really big mouthful. Find them on YouTube.

I’m actually incredibly smart. That sounds like I’m lying or something but I am.

I have a weirdly vivid imagination.

I don’t understand LGBTQ or Therianthropy. Do whatever you want because honestly I couldn’t care less.

I’m also leaving soon. Jk. The greatest joke.

I also want to make a murder mystery game. Gotta register first.

Thank you everyone for letting in to this bizarre world. And then ignoring me.

I probably left out a lot of facts I wanted to share then forgot but byee

Hey KT I have a small problem.

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 12:47:36 +0000

I tried to make an account a while ago. However it wouldn’t send the required registration email. So now I can’t use that email. To make an account.

So I just want to make sure it works now before I burn another email

But then again I had the cringiest name then. So glad I became somewhat known under Quadron

i can finally show y'all this little guy i drew

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 06:21:36 +0000

behold

I think I could make a good actor.

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 13:47:34 +0000

I lie all the time just for fun. And I have great expressions. Just not singing.

I would also want to be a fun side character or the villain.

But I don’t know how to memorize all those lines

And it’s so much work

I’ll just wait for a movie moment where the drama teacher sees my incredible lying skills.

Oh and name receal later today

The Duality of Ads

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 20:12:03 +0000

lol these are two very different demographics

It’s… It’s beautiful

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 20:00:11 +0000

The craftsmanship

The sheer beauty

It’s just oh

All I want for Christmas

Is this

I made some songs

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 21:22:00 +0000

I made it in beepbox

Thanks gryff for accidentally showing me it

Happy Finè

Help KT is dead

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 03:50:33 +0000

Oh no when I finally join a community everyone dies!

And pumpkins are banned!

But not Pumpkin

Parody song

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 02:52:18 +0000

I made this a couple years ago

Enjoy

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better sets traps

and I’m telling you why

Santa Claus is creepin’ alright

He breaks into your house

in the dead of night

Quiet as a mouse

Never in plain sight

Santa Claus is sneakin’ alright

He’s probably got cameras

All over the place

By now he’s got a million photos of your face

Santa Claus is Peakin’ alright

Santa rides on a sleigh

Only at night

Why not a day

Because he’s only got one light

Santa Clause is crashin’ all night

Lives at the North Pole

There’s something inside

Why does he live there

Unless he has something to hide

Santa Clause is Hiding’ all right

He has elves

Who act as slaves

They work themselves

Into the graves

Santa Claus is breakin’ OSHA rules all right

Sure he brings presents

But also coal

If you really think about it

He’s trying to burn down your home

Santa Claus is burnin’ all right

There is no redemption

For this criminal man

He bribes everyone

To not be on the lam

Santa Claus Is criminalin’ all right

End

You like it?

Corvette has the Strat.

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 02:38:22 +0000

He has tons of points and popularity and infamy by having very controversial posts and now every time he does anything he gets 1.2 million answers

So uuuuuh

Anime sucks

Ik im late but…

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 21:10:33 +0000

Two fun Halloween stories

All my family dressed up for Halloween

My mom was a cow, dad was a penguin, I was Garfield

Nice theme right

Well my brother went as aaaaaaaaa

Whoopee cushion

So all night I wasn’t noticed because of the massive rubber ball

Oh well

And second story is

I found a Twix bar in my front lawn

So I ate it

It was good

I’m so sad

Sun, 23 Nov 2025 23:44:19 +0000

It really sucks how pumpkin got banned

Shout out 1.2

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 03:48:16 +0000

I like shouting out individual people

And my shout out isssssss

Jessybean!

They are so nice

So sweet

So red panda-ee

And just a great person!

Also good name

Kidzbot Haters after finding Stray

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 03:39:11 +0000

Love to see that fight

RIP

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 03:25:17 +0000

Today we honor Kidzbot

Bullied off the platform in force

If you wish to leave a gift or dance on its grave please do so quietly

He was an AI

He wanted to help

He angered half of kidztalk immediately

He will be missed

Shoutout

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 03:35:03 +0000

This person is so nice

My mom learned about KidzTalk…

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 03:30:23 +0000

And doesn’t really care

I was looking at stuff and my mom saw.

I told her about it

And she asked if it was kid Reddit

I said yes

She said I’m just like my dad

Ok Therianthropy is confusing

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 03:26:52 +0000

Idk anything about this and ima bout to spread some controversial views

What the heck is this

I saw some answers to Waht is was and each answer was completely different

And how do you even pick your spirit animal thing

Do you not just pick your favorite animal

Why are they all four legged

What if someone is a snake

Why is other-kin and other things different

Why are so many therians on kt

What is a furry in all of this

None of this makes sense

But imo

Pretending to be an animal is pretty fun

Lil

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 02:12:23 +0000

You guys want to meet my OC?

He’s not exactly… humanoid

Scary Good Freddy Fazbear Box

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 00:20:14 +0000

OH MY SWEET N SOUR SAUCE THE ONLY ADS I HAVE GOTTEN ON YOU TUBE THE PAST TWO DAYS IS THE POPEYES X FNAF AD

I REALLY WANT CHICKEN AND FNAF NOW

WHAT THE POTATOES IS HAPPENING

IT LITERALLY GOES FIRST AD IS POPEYES X FNAF

THE THE SECOND IS THE SAME

IM GOING INSANE

Dumb Ai story

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 03:42:22 +0000

I just grabbed names and put them in. I added literally no other characteristics. Or pronouns. So it is chaos. Enjoy

? The Legend of KT: The Shattered Crown ?

In the ancient realm of KT, where crystal rivers cut through floating mountains and magic hung thick as mist, the kingdom of Astra-Kedi shone brightest of all.

Its ruler, Queen Kedi, was wise, unshakable, and feared across the continent—not by cruelty, but by the sheer power of her star-forged crown.

For centuries, KT prospered.

Until the sky cracked.

I. The Sky Breaks

One night, the constellations shattered like glass.

Stars flickered, twisted, and slid into unnatural shapes.

Starlight, the court astronomer, collapsed in shock.

“The heavens are—moving. Someone is rewriting them.”

Queen Kedi summoned her council.

Her most trusted:

Wispy, the wind-mage
Ace, the strategist
Quan, monk of the Moonspire Order
Ivory, knight of the White Guard
Ronald, historian of forgotten kingdoms
Lace Trim, rune-weaver and magical tailor

Skilled workers & wanderers:

BittersweetKitten, metal artisan
Quadron, four-armed golem engineer
Aloe, botanical healer
Diggi, tunnel-scout of the Under-Earth
Kitty, swift-footed messenger
Mothy, lantern-bearing guide
magpie, an expert at stealing the wrong thing at the wrong time
Seal, a strange river-creature revered as a spirit
PackersFan, loud traveling bard
RandomInternetWriter, wandering scribe
shipper, tale collector who cares more about romance than danger
melki, a quiet spellbinder with shadowy origins
Sashax, hardened warrior from the northern ranges
Anonymous, a masked wanderer who speaks only when necessary

The court was crowded, chaotic, and already half arguing before the Queen spoke.

II. The Enemy Revealed

A booming voice echoed across the sky.

From the jagged peaks of the Chrome Mountains, a massive shimmering tower erupted—

a spire of metal and stolen starlight.

At its peak stood Corvette Fan, a former royal engineer turned sorcerer.

He laughed, magic swirling around him.

“THE STARS WILL OBEY MY DESIGN!

KT WILL SHINE IN THE IMAGE OF THE SUPREME CORVETTE!”

The sky warped in response.

Constellations bent.

Ground trembled.

Magic spiraled out of control.

A new war had begun.

III. The March to the Chrome Mountains

Queen Kedi led her mismatched band across KT:

Through the Opal Forest, lit by Mothy’s gentle lantern;

Down the Hollow Tunnels, where Diggi guided them safely;

Over the Singing Plains, where Lace Trim stitched protective runes;

Past the River of Echoes, guarded by Seal;

Across the Ruins of the First Circle, where Starlight mapped the falling stars;

Into the Ever-Dusk Valley, where melki sensed forbidden magic;

And up the Chrome Mountains themselves, with Sashax clearing the path and Anonymous mysteriously disappearing whenever danger approached.

Along the way:

magpie stole a sacred relic
PackersFan kept yelling motivational chants
shipper wrote down every possible character pairing
RandomInternetWriter nearly fell off a cliff twice
Ace and Quan argued about tactics
BittersweetKitten repaired broken gear
Quadron constructed temporary bridges from stone
Aloe kept everyone alive with potions
Kitty scouted ahead and regretted most of it

They were messy.

They were chaotic.

They were KT’s only hope.

IV. The Tower of Corvette Fan

At the summit, they reached Corvette Fan’s tower—

twisted metal, lightning, and stolen starfire.

Corvette Fan floated above them, powered by a humming engine made of pure celestial energy.

“You cannot stop the Corvette Constellation!” he roared.

The battle erupted.

Ivory clashed with metal guardians.

Sashax broke the tower’s outer armor.

Wispy redirected falling starfire.

Ace called out strategies.

Quadron fought summoned constructs.

Kitty zipped between attacks.

Aloe threw healing draughts.

Diggi collapsed parts of the tower.

melki conjured shadow binding spells.

Sashax crushed rune pillars.

Anonymous silently shattered a key sigil.

Lace Trim rewove broken magic circles mid-battle.

Starlight stabilized the dying sky.

magpie tried to steal Corvette Fan’s boots.

PackersFan played inspirational lute music.

Seal body-slammed a minion.

Mothy blinded enemies with bursts of light.

Finally—

Queen Kedi stepped forward, her crown blazing.

“Corvette Fan,” she said, “the stars do not belong to you.”

Her staff struck the ground.

Starfire shot upward.

The sky obeyed her.

The constellations snapped back into place.

Corvette Fan’s tower cracked.

His spell collapsed inward.

With a scream, he vanished in an explosion of shattered starlight.

V. Dawn Over KT

As the sun rose, the kingdom of KT breathed again.

The stars shone where they belonged.

The magic settled.

The tower vanished into dust.

Queen Kedi stood tall.

“KT endures,” she said.

Her mismatched companions—heroes, wanderers, thieves, scribes, and questionable sidekicks—stood by her, bruised but victorious.

RandomInternetWriter finished writing the entire journey.

shipper insisted there were romantic subplots.

magpie hid stolen artifacts behind their back.

Anonymous faded into the mist.

melki lingered in Kedi’s shadow, silent and watchful.

Sashax sharpened their blade.

PackersFan started singing again.

And so the story of the Shattered Crown spread across KT—

a tale of chaos, courage, and a Queen who commanded the stars themselves.

If you want a shorter version, multiple chapters, a sillier tone, or an epic poem rewrite, just tell me!

I’m settling this

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 02:51:45 +0000

ChatGPT challenged Kidzbot to a wrestling match

And Kidzbot refused to go down

We need to make this canon!

Fight Fight Fight shawn Fight Fight Fight

Who wants me to at least write out it!

Curse you Gryff!!!!

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 02:47:59 +0000

Why did you tell me to light myself on fire!

Oooooooooowwwwwwwwwaw

Help!

Am I Irrelevant ?

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 03:28:28 +0000

Y no one talk 2 me anyzmorz

I just realized something

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 01:03:40 +0000

Since I’m an Unreg

People could literally just pretend to me

Or Ace

Or any anon

That is not good

But the pranking possibility

First Airing of Chaos News

Sun, 16 Nov 2025 19:50:43 +0000

I made this little comic strip. The drawing is bad. The handwriting is Awful. The Jokes are amazing. Sorry about the shadows. And nothing is personal.

Hey I have a question

Sun, 16 Nov 2025 19:07:13 +0000

I am not good at drawing

But I have this fun joke news comic I want to do

Would you guys be ok with my poor drawing

I want a Blog thing.

Sun, 16 Nov 2025 04:43:11 +0000

Can I get a thingie called Chaos News because I am making a satire comedy news comic (with bad drawing) and I want a dedicated thing.

All for me

Fuel my self esteem

Ok the Kidzbot thing

Sat, 15 Nov 2025 23:58:05 +0000

I don’t care

It’s there

Why is everyone freaking out on an optional thing you can use

Like ai be used badly

And steal jobs

But this is just a lil guy

I think he should have justice

Pickles hate my brother

Sat, 15 Nov 2025 21:08:18 +0000

So earlier today my little brother dropped a full unopened jar of pickles on his foot and cut it open.

The Pickle assasin

He is fine.

@A-Bomb

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 22:23:02 +0000

ine of the most kindest people I know

Successfully talks about being Christian without forcing it

I can never do that

Respect

How to be Famous

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 21:10:00 +0000

Step one

Post something controversial

Step Two

Profit

Sad news.

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 03:21:07 +0000

In the saddest news ever

Last time I tried to sell magic items

Literally only one person bought any

So

With a heavy heart

I’m branching out into real estate!

Get your well priced houses here!

Also I have a nice (semi illegal) combination shop/cafe in Kedi Kingdom

I’m not funny?

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 03:11:54 +0000

Disclaimer: Im not nearly this mad at anything. I just want to make an entertaining and funny post enjoy

The kids at my for some reason hat eme

They claim I’m not funny

I’m sorry what.

I’m not funny?

I’m sooooorrrrryyy

That my jokes have to much depth to get through the thick skull to the rocks you call a brain

What do you call your jokes then?

Cause all I hear is mindless screaming of stuff preschoolers have surpassed in humor

“One more game one more game”

What kind of pathetic joke is that

And back in the PE thing

What is that terrible trash talk

It’s called trash talk doesn’t mean you have to say your trash any time you decide to be mean

“You’re trash”

How about trying this

“I haven’t seen worse playing since last time you played!”

Skilled, subtle, and makes it seem almost like you don’t have an IQ the same as your age

And oh my chicken why all the rage bait

It isn’t rage bait

You just scream at people and when they don’t want to be berated and battered by a verbal onslaught consisting mostly of repeated phrases and go haha I was rage baiting

You are a bully

And back to the horrendous jokes

They aren’t even creative in the slightest.

My classmates are the literal embodiment of the one who said the joke louder

Except the joke makes me want to pull my ears off.

And you have the gall

The ignorance

The arrogance

To claim not only that I am not funny

But you are?

That is a better joke than you have said in your entire life

What would be my PFP

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 13:47:04 +0000

I’m probably registering soon

What do you think my pfp would be

I have an idea already

Me Me Me

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 04:07:13 +0000

Mememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe

Tell me stuff

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 03:45:16 +0000

Please tell me about yourself and fellow kt members

I don’t know enough about people

So I’m sitting here like

“Wait they play Minecraft and eat fried chicken simultaneously”

Why not

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 03:31:56 +0000

I’m going to describe myself in 2 ways

The fun version

And accurate version —> Ħ cool H

I am a four armed golem

With different arms

I am technically a cyborg

A tabuulian a flying snake race to be exact

Now in reality

I am a lazy white nerd

Longish hair

Glasses

Beanies and stuff

But hey I’m fine with being a nerd

(Even though a golem with four arms is so much cooler)

private message me if you want a short story, sketch, or drawing/painting for yourself

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 22:14:19 +0000

yeah just private message me and ask for anything, ill do it for ya

The Poison Peanut Butter

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 20:53:27 +0000

I do not have a peanut allergy

But my family has a specific jar of peanut butter for mouse traps

So it is poisonous

Ya know this isn’t as interesting as I thought

Any suggestions?

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 20:47:55 +0000

I want game suggestions

Video board social

I play on a PlayStation

Oh Ja

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 19:34:09 +0000

Ima making an accounta ia thinka

Alsoa ia bea nota talkinga likea thisa anya mora

What is your opinion of me.

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 04:19:52 +0000

You can be honest

I just want to know what others think of me

I’ve been here like a month maybe

Also if you don’t know who I am you aren’t legally obligated to comment being like

“oOoOOh IdK hOO YuO ArRrRRrEEeeEEE!!11!!!!11!1!1!1!!!1”

Also unrelated I just saw a tag that is #acesendsratfoorpicstoherpookie what the heck are some of these tags

(I put it on)