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Is it just me or

Sat, 06 Dec 2025 09:25:36 +0000

orrrrrrrr? YOU KNOW WHAT you rant? NO YOU rant im tired of this

Kidzbot Haters after finding Stray

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 03:39:11 +0000

Love to see that fight

Harry Potter is Bad!!!

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 01:44:14 +0000

(Read to end)

Harry potter is the worst book/movie series ever!!!1!11

He is the most boring protagonist ever!!!

Hermione is so bad and stupid!

Ron is the worst excuse for a character ever!

And the plot is boring and uninspired dragging on and on.

Voldemort is a lame villain who can’t do anything right!

Ugh and the marauders? What kind of dumb group is that?

The only redeeming characters are Dobby and the Dursleys!

The cursed child is super good though.

Dumbledore is a terrible mentor and Snape has no purpose!

This book series was a waste of so much time!

this is all a joke but go ahead and write your 500 word essays because they are fun to read.

I wanted to wait until later but... One: Fit/hair reveal. Two: I'm dropping out of Kedi Kouncil elections!

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 11:45:10 +0000

You all heard me. I'm dropping out of the election!

Some of you are prolly gonna be like "Why, Gryffie? We love you and we all know you were gonna win that spot!" lol. But actually, it's because today's my last day on Kidztalk! I don't want it to be, but I have a lot of plans this summer (or my parents do) (They're keeping me in the dark. My own parents kidnapped me. HELP Not actually. They're trying to surprise me.) and I don't know how often I'll be able to go on Kidztalk and help run Kedi Kingdom. I was going to save this for later, but I just read a comment by Kedi saying the election will happen around 8-9 am. It's 7:40 (for me) right now so I have to post this ASAP.

Sorry.

But, hair/ft reveal! (according to my sister I kind of o look like a discord mod with out my face) [Zoom in on my hair if you want a good look] {I took this at school bc why not}

There you have it folks. I will post later my favorite users or smth idk and say bye. (Around 2-ish I think)

HAIR REVEAL (dont worry i blurred it)

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 20:22:07 +0000

tada

Real or Fake?

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 19:21:17 +0000

Is this image real or fake?

Blurred face Reveal

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 02:32:04 +0000

I bet you can't tell who I am at all hehehehehehehehehe.

how to stop procrastinating!

Sun, 28 Jul 2024 18:15:29 +0000

sorry guys, will finish later

Joker

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 07:57:05 +0000

What do you call a birthday cake for dogs?

A) Birthday Cake

B) Dog-day Cake

C) Birthday Steak

Joke funny

Sat, 06 Mar 2021 03:06:16 +0000

Joke: What snack always cheats on a test? Cheetos!

Explaination: Cheet and Cheat sound similar!

LOOK AT THIS IF YOU HAVE NINTENDO SWITCH LITE!

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 15:29:36 +0000

Do you guys like your lites? What color do you have? Is it worth the money? Does it work like you hoped?

I’m thinking about getting one and I’d love your opinions. Also should I get the BIG switch or the lite? I’m leaning towards the lite but let me know... Also do you play Animal crossing? If so do you like it? That’s one of the games I’m hoping to play on it.

Also if you have any additional advice or info comment and tell me!!! Thanks you so much for reading this!

To reward you I have a joke,

Why did the Dino cross the road?

Because it was chickens day off!!!

LOL! If you know a funny joke post it in the comments!

Randomness... again

Tue, 16 Oct 2018 14:34:23 +0000

So, seemingly I make a lot of random things. So, here is another "update".

So, today I didn't have a test on math, and not on History! I'm so lucky!

Okay, that's it basically!

Also, I guess this is the part I tell you a joke.

Knoch knock!

"Who's there?"

"Doctor"

"Doctor Who"

Only if you watched it you'll understand

Eight facts I know about you!

Tue, 14 Mar 2017 14:34:14 +0000

1. You are reading this.

2. You cant say the letter m

without touching your lips.

3. You just tried it.

5. Your smiling.

6. You didn't notice that I skipped #4.

7. You just checked.

8. Your smiling again.

I hope you liked this joke!

Here is a joke I got from my grandpa!

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 21:50:57 +0000

Back in WorldWar2 right before the war ended 3 Japenese men were stranded in Baguio, Phillipeens and were living in the woods. Then when the war ended they did not know that the war ended, so they stole and killed the fillipeeno's chickens and cows. Then, fillipeeno's started to tell the three men that the war was over and they didn't have to keep on killing their cows and chickens.....but they thought that they were trying to trick them and fall into a trap, so they didn't listen and kept on living in the woods. Then, finally, one out of the three men finally said that he believed the fillipeeno's and he moved on. Then finally one of the men died so there was only one of the men living in the woods. Then about a year later that one guy that was left had finally believed the fillipeeno's and one of the fillipeeno's questioned that one guy "how did you survive this long?" and the man said "well, I have been living on nuts and berries and my Toyota Dealership.You know why? Because Japan makes Toyota cars! I know! What a weird and cheesy joke!

Funny Joke :) :D

Mon, 05 Dec 2016 17:28:43 +0000

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.

Joke: Why did the vampire become a veggiterian?

Tue, 01 Nov 2016 18:28:43 +0000

Heres a joke

Thu, 26 May 2016 10:49:19 +0000

What did the snake say at the party

he said snake it up

Funny joke!

Wed, 27 Apr 2016 23:39:39 +0000

airconditioner 1: don't you want to go to the baseball game?

airconditioner 2: sorry not a fan

LOL!:D

A Really Funny Joke

Mon, 22 Feb 2016 16:29:51 +0000

"Sir you have got to help'" said the tearful man, "There is a family 

that I know very well that is in desperate need of money. They are 

about to get kicked out ot the house and they will be left on the 

streets without a root over their heads'" The man concluded with one 

last healt wrenching sob. "So how much money is needed exactly?" 

asked the man in the door. "Oh it's really terrible", said the man 

starting up again, "why just for the rent S3000 is needed by 

tomorrow othewise they'll be kicked out onto the streets." "How do 

you know so much about this situation?" asked the man as he 

reached tor his check book. Well," said the man breaking down 

once more "they are my tenants."

How do you make a hotdog stand?

Sat, 06 Feb 2016 21:01:30 +0000

Knock Knock

Wed, 23 Dec 2015 11:32:36 +0000

Who's there?

Murray

Murray who?

Murray Christmas!

How much money does a skunk have?

Tue, 22 Dec 2015 19:07:41 +0000

Do you like this joke?

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 15:06:48 +0000

A guy was going 15 above the speed limit and a cop pulled him over the cop said "Can I see your Llcense" Then the guy who was speeding said "I have a confession to make I stole this car" Then the police said "I will call back up, get out of the car" the speeding guy said "I have another confession to make I dont have a license, I have one more confession to make, I killed a guy and his body is in the trunk" When the other cops got here the guy said "I know the cop told you that I have a dead man in the trunk but check yourself." They checked... nothing, then the guy handed the other cops his license then said "they guy probubly told you I stole the car too." So they thought he did not speed and let the guy go and he did not get a ticket.

joker punchline2

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:11:25 +0000

the chicken crossed the road because he looked both ways. what is the punchline of this joke?

joker punchline

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:44:38 +0000

"a dinosoar and a cave man went in a toy store and went out" what is the punchline to this joke?