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Ghost :D

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 01:52:27 +0000

This made me laugh :D

MEME CONTEST!

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 12:39:50 +0000

I'm feeling a little sad today (don't ask me why) so cheer me up with some memes.

Rules.

You may get them off Google.

No stealing other peoples memes.

Whichever meme makes me laugh the most wins!

Meme me!

meme

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 12:11:18 +0000

Oh hey, here is a meme.

Uh a meme

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 02:28:00 +0000

Haha what do you think?

Hilarious Video

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 10:33:39 +0000

Watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L9MvzYCztE

Harry Potter meme collection #2

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 19:18:20 +0000

The second HP meme collection that I’ve posted. See this post for the first one: Harry Potter meme collection #1

I’ll post another meme collection soon, hope you liked these!

Lgbtq tiktok jokes

Sat, 23 Nov 2019 21:04:22 +0000

Do you ever looks at someone and think "oh they're cute" and wonder if anyone thinks you are cute like you think that person is cute, and then you look in the mirror and go "Nope".

Me realizing you have to actually talk to a girl to get a girlfriend-

Dang it.

LGBT+ Tik Tok jokes

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 20:20:11 +0000

"Trump said you can fire someone for being gay. Well employer, you can fire me for being gay but you can't stop me from slashing your tires."

*sees a lesbian girl from behind* Music: Turn around *it's a guy with long hair* Music: Turn back around

(Audio in quotes, captions not) Me trying to stay in the closet "One of you will betray me tonight" Me defending the LGBTQ+ community from homophobes "Is it me, Jesus?" "No, it's not you" Me buying rainbow clothing "Is it me, Jesus?" "No, it isn't you either" Me accidently outing myself with gay jokes "Is it me Jesus?" "*mockingly* Is it me Jesus?"

Dad- Are you going to the prom?

Girl- Yeah

Dad- Oh, you have a date?

Girl- I am going with Jess

Dad- Why are you going with a friend, you are supposed to go with a boy.

Music- And then I came out.

Person- So your Bi?

Bi person- Yeah, but I have never been out with a girl before

Person- Isn't your ex trans?

Bi person- Yeah, he is

Person- Well if he was born a girl isn't he a girl then?

Bi person- I don't answer stupid questions.

People purposely calling me a girl even though I am trans-

Me- When I was a young boy, I was a young boy and I was a boy, I was and am a boy.

Person- But like, what's your gender?

Agender person- Oh I was never born with one. Can you believe I lost it? So my sister broke mine and my mom never got me a new one. The hospital was running out. You know, I always wanted one but they are just so expensive. I always said I was gonna get one but they were always sold out at the store. You know, I read it was better for the environment if you didn't have one. This is embarrassing but I'm actually gender intolerant. And last but not least, why do you care?

Animal Memes

Sun, 19 Mar 2017 12:14:17 +0000

25 Funny Animal Memes To Make You Laugh Till You Drop

We all love animals and love the way they do crazy things sometimes. This made us think of compiling a funny yet sweet collection of animal memes that are so funny you will hurt laughing. Laugh out loud and relate to these amazing animal memes that include funny cat memes from your everyday life, your favorite dog memes, funny squirrel memes, cute bear memes and a lot more that will make you laugh! Hope you enjoy them!

No Time to Get a Haircut!

And I will Always Love You!

Excuse Me, Rocks…

Gravity of Situation

Poor Polar Bear…

What doesn’t kill you…

What if…

Special One

That’s how I like it…

Home Alone Cat

I Have Got This

Human Assistance Needed

And I thought it was the Birds all along…

Surprize!!

Faster!

To be or not to be? That is the question…

The Sliding Panda

The Little Helper

Let Me Explain

Where is your ID?

The Pugly Pug

The Musical Cat

Why are you looking at other cats?

riddles!

Sun, 06 Mar 2016 21:43:43 +0000

a boy wanted to buy a magic set. so he turns into a supermarket.

Fun jokes

Fri, 22 Jan 2016 09:08:20 +0000

All credit goes to V on Khan Academy!

Remember to tell me your favorite joke(s)

1.
Before Marriage:
Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Heck no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

2.
John: I just watched this movie. A guy's family gets murdered by this blood thirsty guy, but leaves one of his sons alive, but slightly disabled. Then, the son is kidnapped while at school. The father goes on a crazy journey with a mentally ill women to get his son back.
Fred: Awesome, what movie was it?
John: Finding Nemo.

3.
Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result - the door bounced back open. Convinced these rude salesmen were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of the men said: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

4.
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

5.
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "*** fish for sale! Get your *** fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them '*** fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local ***." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the *** fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are *** fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the *** fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the *** potatoes!"

6.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

7.
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get off the merry-go-round!

8.
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

New Jokes and Riddles Section

Sun, 05 Jul 2015 17:59:51 +0000

We created a new Q&A category here called Jokes and Riddles. As the name suggests, it is the place to post fun jokes and riddles for kids. As you all know, this forum is moderated and used by many schools, so only submit clean safe ones or they will get rejected. Look forward to hearing some good ones!

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