KidzTalk - Recent questions tagged smile

Hey yay im happy mostly

Sun, 29 Aug 2021 09:06:41 +0000

Y'know how i was like trying to kill myself, well i havent tried since the last time and i feel alot better and happier, i mean i still dont wanna move and lose all my friends but its not the end of the world... or is it... jk lol, anyway i can keep in touch by phone and we can still play games together and stuff so yeah its cool

TIKTOK PLZ CLICK

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 13:04:33 +0000

guys u can have tiktok. go on the top of the search bar of kids search, type in tiktok. then scroll all the way down. comment if it worked

Inspirational quotes

Sat, 16 May 2020 21:42:14 +0000

As we are living in pretty dark times i found some quotes to inspire you and cheer you up.

Let me know what you think of them out of the links don't work.

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Jokes

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 08:36:25 +0000

why did tiger have his head down the toilet? because he was looking for pooh!!!!!!!

why does Dracula have no friends? because he's a pain in the neck!!!

Knock Knock, whos there? smell mop, smell mop who? um no thanks!

why's the grave yard so popular? people are dying to get in there!

I hope you liked these jokes! comment below if you'd like more!

Lgbtq tiktok jokes

Sat, 23 Nov 2019 21:04:22 +0000

Do you ever looks at someone and think "oh they're cute" and wonder if anyone thinks you are cute like you think that person is cute, and then you look in the mirror and go "Nope".

Me realizing you have to actually talk to a girl to get a girlfriend-

Dang it.

LGBT+ Tik Tok jokes

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 20:20:11 +0000

"Trump said you can fire someone for being gay. Well employer, you can fire me for being gay but you can't stop me from slashing your tires."

*sees a lesbian girl from behind* Music: Turn around *it's a guy with long hair* Music: Turn back around

(Audio in quotes, captions not) Me trying to stay in the closet "One of you will betray me tonight" Me defending the LGBTQ+ community from homophobes "Is it me, Jesus?" "No, it's not you" Me buying rainbow clothing "Is it me, Jesus?" "No, it isn't you either" Me accidently outing myself with gay jokes "Is it me Jesus?" "*mockingly* Is it me Jesus?"

Dad- Are you going to the prom?

Girl- Yeah

Dad- Oh, you have a date?

Girl- I am going with Jess

Dad- Why are you going with a friend, you are supposed to go with a boy.

Music- And then I came out.

Person- So your Bi?

Bi person- Yeah, but I have never been out with a girl before

Person- Isn't your ex trans?

Bi person- Yeah, he is

Person- Well if he was born a girl isn't he a girl then?

Bi person- I don't answer stupid questions.

People purposely calling me a girl even though I am trans-

Me- When I was a young boy, I was a young boy and I was a boy, I was and am a boy.

Person- But like, what's your gender?

Agender person- Oh I was never born with one. Can you believe I lost it? So my sister broke mine and my mom never got me a new one. The hospital was running out. You know, I always wanted one but they are just so expensive. I always said I was gonna get one but they were always sold out at the store. You know, I read it was better for the environment if you didn't have one. This is embarrassing but I'm actually gender intolerant. And last but not least, why do you care?

Jokes to Make Anyone Smile (or at least chuckle)!

Fri, 22 Jul 2016 19:52:58 +0000

A man is watching football. And then he falls asleep. The next morning his wife wakes him. "Honey, time to wake up," she says," its thirty to seven." "Really?" Says the man. "Whose winning?"

A dummy sits up in bed all night wondering where the sun has gone. The next morning, it dawned on him.

My friends say I never listen, or something like that.

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Teachers say our futures depend on our dreams, but they don't let us sleep in class!

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Don't worry- he woke up.

Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, its too dark to read.

What do you call cheese that's not your own? Nacho cheese!!

A teacher is taking the roll call. She points at a boy. "Are you chewing gum, young man?" "No, I'm (boy's name)." Replies the boy.

I put a dollar in the change machine. Nothing changed.

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Hope you enjoyed these jokes! The credits for them are I Funny by James Patterson. Stay tuned for my next project!