https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/tag/sux Powered by Question2Answer https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/544400/the-schoolsux-show-the-show-where-we-interview-stupid-pepole *disclaimer: this is a joke*<br /> <br /> schoolux: welcome to the schoolsux show! the show where we talk to stupid people!and here's our guest.........SCARYZIM!!!..........................<br /> <br /> *the crowd cheers*<br /> <br /> * SCARY-zim starts walking on stage*<br /> <br /> zim: hello everyWOAH!<br /> <br /> *SCARY-zim trips and falls. the audience laughs*<br /> <br /> zim:dang!<br /> <br /> *zim got up and sat next to schoolsux*<br /> <br /> schoolsux: so! zim! how many points do you have??<br /> <br /> zim: uhh.................how do you count to one again?<br /> <br /> *audience laughs*<br /> <br /> schoolsux: just......say one, ok???<br /> <br /> zim: ok! twelve!<br /> <br /> *audience laughs*<br /> <br /> schoolsux: you kno- never mind.....what's your fav kidztalk ship?<br /> <br /> zim: the titanic!<br /> <br /> *audience laughs*<br /> <br /> schoolsux: no, i mean like, boyfriend and girlfriend........<br /> <br /> zim: what's a girlfriend?<br /> <br /> schoolsux: of course you don't know.......<br /> <br /> *audience laughs. suddenly, schoolsux's arm glitches red for a second*<br /> <br /> schoolsux: don't.......make........me............nevermind.<br /> <br /> tammy (one of the camera men) hey, schoolsux, you need a break?<br /> <br /> Zim: COME HERE POOKIE!<br /> <br /> *zim lunged at tammy, thankfully, she dodged, and Zim smashed through a window*<br /> <br /> schoolsux: oh.......well, he's dead.<br /> <br /> Zim: *distant voice* i'm ok!<br /> <br /> schoolsux: HOW THE HECK ARE YOU NOT DEAD????<br /> <br /> Zim: what's a dead?<br /> <br /> *schoolsux face palms. 3 hours later, Zim is back in the chair with schoolsux*<br /> <br /> schoolsux:(i'm in Spain without the s) zi- hey where did he- ZIM WHAT THE HECK??!?!?!?!??!?<br /> <br /> *Zim was chasing Tammy around the room*<br /> <br /> schoolsux: STOP RIGHT NOW!<br /> <br /> *3 days later*<br /> <br /> schoolsux: so, back to the show, Zim, can you rap??<br /> <br /> zim: yea!! uhh....hey, Zim is cool I like cheese uhhhhhh.....yea, you cuck....Rubik cube, jacked, playground, rabufsjjjfhjfkenfewjknc mewl<br /> <br /> schoolsux: (ow my ears) &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ok, I think that's enough.......soooooo........<br /> <br /> Zim: wanna see this?<br /> <br /> *Zim pulled out a Tammy body pillow*<br /> <br /> schoolsux: ok, i'm actually married to the person I love, and yu just have a body pillow that smells like*sniff* OH GOD *dies*<br /> <br /> Zim: awww, he's napping!!<br /> <br /> *police break in and arrest Zim for first degree murder. Zim bit a police officer and was centenced to death by electric chair*<br /> <br /> zim: bye sigmas!!!<br /> <br /> *Zim jumped out a &nbsp;window*<br /> <br /> schoolsux: JUST USE THE elevator oh screw it! Other https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/544400/the-schoolsux-show-the-show-where-we-interview-stupid-pepole Sat, 01 Mar 2025 07:35:03 +0000