Good Clean Classroom Jokes

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Good Clean Classroom Jokes

Post by tomnm » Thu Oct 01, 2015 3:13 pm

Looking for some good CLEAN jokes I can tell my students to keep things interesting, or good resources to find them.



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Re: Good Clean Classroom Jokes

Post by badr8 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:03 pm

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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Re: Good Clean Classroom Jokes

Post by Breese » Wed May 02, 2018 9:22 am

I hope you don't mind me using those too, Badr8. Some of those lines are pretty humorous.

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Good Clean Classroom Jokes

Post by fruttitarly » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:33 pm

Anything similar.

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