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Good Clean Classroom Jokes

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 3:13 pm
by tomnm
Looking for some good CLEAN jokes I can tell my students to keep things interesting, or good resources to find them.

Thanks,

Tom

Re: Good Clean Classroom Jokes

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:03 pm
by badr8
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Re: Good Clean Classroom Jokes

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 9:22 am
by Breese
I hope you don't mind me using those too, Badr8. Some of those lines are pretty humorous.

Good Clean Classroom Jokes

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:33 pm
by fruttitarly
Anything similar.