Fresh Rizz

Question

Welcome to the Rizz Shop. Here is some rizz.

Are you my mom? Cause I love you

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten-I-see

Are a magnet? Because you attract me

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you

Even in low gravity, I still fall for you

HAR HAR HAR I FIND THESE SO CRINGE-WORTHY

I AM THE RIZZARD

HAHAHAHHAHSHAHHA

Answer 1

I'ma use these on my friend who has a crush on me and I like picking on him and making wedding plans and calling him my fiance 

Answer 2

The ultimate Rizzard

Answer 3

I love these xD-

My partner actually is from Tennessee originally, so I wanna use that one on him; I'll update lol.

- Dino/Wilbur/Toby (he/they/xe)

Comments

Update: He laughed so hard he fell off his chair xd

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Sounds like your line was a ten—

Answer 4

Alright I would say my rizz line but it would get censored by KS because of the absolute rizz it has

Like no joke it literally would get censored

But here‘s another one

Are you an ice cube? Because you’re so cool

Comments

Alright guys, we found the ultimate rizzard.

Answer 5

You're a rizzard, Harry x3

-Nobi

Comments

Loll

I died 

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Hope you have a horcrux, then—

Answer 6

THE WONDERFUL RIZZARD OF OZ!!

Answer 7

Bro.....

I AM THE ULTIMATE RIZZARD!!!!

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my line.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? If not, then please start!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you.

Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

If you and I were socks, we’d sure make a great pair.

You breathe oxygen, too? We have so much in common.

Let’s flip a coin. Head’s your mine, the tail’s I’m yours.

Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

BAM!

Answer 8

Are you Norway because there is No way I am not loving you

(Norwegian Rizz)