Me out of context

Question

1.  "AW MAN I GOT RAN OVER BY A COCONUT"
2. "BE QUIET YOU FURRY TOOTH"
3. "I AM GOOD AT GETTING MY BUTT WHIPPED"
4. "ME VOY A NADAR EN TU OCEANO DE JAMON" (Use google translate at your own risk >:D)
5. My dad: stop being weird Me:you know thats an impossible task-
6. "WHY OH WHY ARE ALL THE GUYS IM OBSESSED WITH GAY-"
7. "MEEEEEEEEEEP"
8. "I SHALL MAKE PIZZA RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS"

Answer 1

"WhY ArE AlL ThE GuYS Im oBsEsSEd wItH GaY?!"

girl, im going through the complete opposite thing rn 

Answer 2

"I shall make pizza rain from the heavens"

This made me laugh!

Comments

Lolz

Answer 3

me being a native spanish speaker 

HAM OCEAN

Nihara will kill me lol

Comments

idk why i came up with that-

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because we're silly billys

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ME VOY A NADAR EN TU OCEANO DE JAMON YO QUIERO EL TENEDOR PARA SIEMPREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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QUÉ!?

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don't ask-

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everything is fine hyude

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Bueno

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gusano loco

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NOTHING SUS IS HAPPENING RN

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YEAH

Answer 4

I'm wheezing