How to save the world!!!!1

Question

This is a super easy tutorial

She's Lying

Stina-

Why.

Anyways so this is how you save the universe

Step 1. Ban Cocomelon in every state except Ohio

Step 2. Make Nordic history a class

Step 3. Make Pumpkin the Kidztalk god

Step 4. Blast this song in every loudspeaker

Step 5. Ban Karl from the cooking industry

Step 6. Make a Video game where you are in a SAIN

Step 7. Bring back the Norway-Sweden Union

Step 8. IDK

Step 9. Read Moomin

Step 10. Develop an Inmmortality potion with 23andme

Comments

this is a joke btw

Answer 1

1: yes

2: make it optional

3: he already is

4: WHAT THE-

5: no he made expired porridge that was so good it sent his daughter to heaven

6: YES

7: *HALO THEME INTENSIFIES*

8: MAKE CHEATING ON YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, FIANCÉE, OR SPOUSE ILLEGAL

9: uhhhhhhhhh

10: DESTINATION NATION IN DA DULLADEE SHUN PURE BLA-

Comments

why do you want a SAIN videogame bro

gravity is in his SAINer era

also that song is form The Emigrants

Answer 2

Step 11: 

e x i s t

Comments

JapanPeach

Answer 3

but what if i wanna blast indie rock? :(

Comments

Then I’ll just blast the Red Hot Chili Peppers even louder.

Answer 4

Number 11. Eat pizza

Answer 5

bro forgot to add "Ban SAINing"

Comments

as a SAINer I will ban SAINing

Answer 6

*flees to Ohio*

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Why

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So she can watch Cocomelon duh-

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Yeah. Believe it or not, I’m actually a spy for the Cocomelon Defense Squad and I just pretended that I didn’t like Cocomelon when I’m actually part of the defense squad for it, and hence I love it.

*evil laughter*

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why do I believe this

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Because I’m good at lying. Sometimes.

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so do you like  cocomelons

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Yeah. I eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

(I eat my enemy’s brain for dessert now)

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wheeze

can you answer my new posts because im not getting a lot of answers

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I did.

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takk

Answer 7

GURL YOU FORGOT A STEP--

step #11, You must spend at least two or more weeks worth of your life at an IKEA.

but you got everything else spot on, ma fren! :D

Comments

I'll add it

Answer 8

as a SAINer I see this as an absolute win