a gen alpha's opinion on gen alpha

Question

listen, most of gen alpha is being raised by "silky parents" and this is a huge problem. THIS KIDS HAD IPADS AND PHONES RIGHT OUT THE WOMB AND NO RESTRICTIONS, in all fairness i always had a tablet or a hand-me-down phone or some device, but mine had restrictions, they all had a time limit to how long i could use them a day + they had search restrictions. oh and i have access to google and Bing i just use this site 4 fun. also i made a new mask of my cat greg, i would show u a photo but now my camera is broken

Echo/M out

Answer 1

I think I'm an elder gen alpha, and seeing these younger ones are scary. I don't know if I'm ready for the new one in 2025...

Comments

if u were born in 2012 or after, ur a gen alpha also same on everything u said sis

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Babe I'm a middle GenZ and I'm scared of everyone younger than me 

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Im sorry but the fact that the new gen is gonna be called gen beta? First gen alpha now this?? If the gen after gen beta is "gen sigma" I'm burning my whole house on fire.

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A whole generation of alpha males and then beta males.

Smh.

Answer 2

dont forget the Sad Beige Moms

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Are those depressy moms?

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Nah, the moms that make everything in their house be beige as an aesthetic.

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Oh I have a friend and there whole house is white and beige

There idea of a splash on color is tan

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Yes

Answer 3

In the Philippines I have a 2 year old cousin who has a phone and is full-on FUELED with Gen Alpha Brainrot

Comments

...W-what kind of phone..

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Thankfully not an iPhone

I have an uncle in the Philippines

He quite literally has the money to come to America (which could probably be considered rare in the Philippines), yet if I’m not mistaken he has an iPhone 7 or 8 (maybe it’s a 10, but you get my point).

But yeah my 2 year old cousin has one of those chinese samsung type phones

So ya

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ONE OF MY VENEZUELAN COUSINS WATCHES SKIBIDI AND HES ONLY 3

He has a blackberry phone somehow

About 25% of my family live in Venezuela, Most are immigrants (me) and only a few of my family are actually born here

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2 YEARS OLD IS CRAZYYYYYYY.

I had one of those stupid Gabb phones from when I was 15 till... Just last week, actually. I just inherited an iPhone 12 

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I have a samsungasong

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I have an iPhone 14

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Same

Answer 4

I have a few more restrictions, but it's soon going to be lightened.

Answer 5

I plan to be a silky parent lol

Comments

What the actual heck is a silky parent!?

Edit: looked it up. I'm gonna be a 'crunchy mom' 

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You won’t to avoid murderer medicine and give your kids like 5 minutes of screen time  a day??

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And I’m gonna be the parent of non-existent kids.

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Im not gonna be a mom

but if I do, I will teach my kids Norwegian, they will study Nordic history and i'll be a bad mom

In case anybody's like tEaCh tHeM sPaNiSh. No I will not. I do not want Venezuela flashbacks for the rest of my life.

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I’m gonna be the parent who lets my kids play on the computer for a few hours a day, but not ALL FREAKING DAY LONG!

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will you let your kids play oregon trail

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Nope, my kids will not have screen time unless it's TV, which even then will be pretty limited- but TV also gets boring fast.

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What about for school? Like if they have an assignment and they have to use to computer?

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I mean, if I did have kids, I’d probably make them watch Skibidi Toilet and play Among Us for 12 hours a day.

Nah I’m kidding. I’d probably only have screen time on the weekends for my kids. 2 hours a day if they’re 6+, 1 hour if they’re under 6.

(I’m getting my info from BabyCenter as I’m too lazy to decide on my own)

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for the sake of whatever species u are, we are getting u neutered. this is for the best

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Yeah good idea

I would be like my parents

They let me be on screen all day long only on some days not everyday

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lol,my kids will get basically unlimted screen time, because thats how I was raised and im fine.

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same, GP

Wow, thats rude @AllHailHitsuneMiko

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Bro fr Hatsune, what the heck? 

But to answer your question, if they have an assignment online (which I doubt they will until upper elementary school), they can use the computer. But chances are I will likely homeschool my children through 4th, 5th, or 6th grade.

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Wth Miku