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in Shower Thoughts by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
Why doesn't Voldemort have a nose...?

YES I SAID YOU-KNOW-WHO'S NAME CUZ HE IS DEAD TO ME!

5 Answers

0 votes
by 🌟 Mystic (283k points)
 
Best answer
Because it's supposed to resemble a snake's nose!!
by 🃏 Illusionist (12.1k points)
1

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT shakefist

by 💫 Luminary (184k points)
1
YES!!!
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
He is a snake..

The definition of, "that guy's a snake..."
by 💫 Luminary (184k points)
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
Ah yes, for some reason, Slytherin is Snakes R Us.

Slytherin = Slither = Slither like a snake.

Salazar Slytherin = Parseltongue = Can talk to snakes

Voldemort was a Slytherin... He likes snakes...

SNAKES
by 💫 Luminary (184k points)
Ik right! fr!
0 votes
by 🪞 Light Weaver (82.4k points)
mabye when they were younger dumbledore bashed his nose in and thats how it looks now?
0 votes
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
I thought he did…
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)

He has slits. I'm wondering why he doesn't have a normal nose

by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
Ok.
0 votes
by 💫 Luminary (185k points)
Because he is half dead so his body is slowly deteriorating.

This sounds creepy now that I'm reading it.
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
Yeah...

HE'S creepy all around...
2 votes
by 🧙 Wizard (712k points) [mod]
He.got.it cut off in a PvP battle
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)

This is why you should be in the squad...

TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS OVER HERE :(

by 💫 Luminary (185k points)
I knew you would say that.
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
Wait a min you read MY mind?

Impastable!
by 💫 Luminary (185k points)
Oh my! Wait, is this mind-reading thing contagious?

Also, you are supposed to say

Inconcievable!
by 💫 Luminary (184k points)
OMG my parents love that movie!
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
Harry Potter?
by 💫 Luminary (184k points)
Nope, Princess Bride
by 💫 Luminary (185k points)
1
INCONCIEVABLE!!!
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
Ah
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
Inbelieviable. I made that word into a real word, now put it in the dictionary or I willβ€”
by 💫 Luminary (184k points)
Yep, not my kind of movie but!

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