"Oh? Yeap, that's their master plan to enslave the human race. Would you like a muffin?"
"Toast the oven because toasting stoves is considered bad for the environment."
"Trees need to live. Give bread now"
"Ugh, we're back at the beginning again. This is like a bad board game."
"The ears have walls"
"Kirby's Dreamland? Nah, this is a nightmare. Help someone please wake me up"
"DRAKE IS COMING"
"I have three rules. Have fun, don't run with scissors in your mouth, and don't jump over other people's sacred ditches. We remember what happened to Remus."
"Fear me. I have exploding kittens. I suggest you run."
"Pokemon is a glitchy ATM."