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how do you make holy water…
boil the hell out of it!
oh yeah
pleaseanswerme
#please-read
#dad
#joke
#funny_to_me
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YUSH THAS MY FAV DAD JOKE DUDE! XD
too much? :)
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nrp!
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'MERICA!!
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