Cursed Markeplace items

Question

cursed things people have sold on Online Marketplaces (Etsy, Facebook Marketplace and Ebay)

85,000$ FOR PAPER ROLL
THAT IS SLIGHTLY USED!?

N TO THE E TO THE I. NEI (no in Norwegian)

Adele Concert air.  Wonder what it smells like

beautiful. Once I go to see Garmarna during Nordicfest I am going to get some air and sell it for 23.23$ and say that is "Garmarna concert air"

ALSO WHY CAN YOU NOT GET THIS IN THE UK-

What describes a dorito as premium. if it was premium it will be 4$. The avarage dorito is worh 50 cents

Facebook Marketplace IS NOT A  STARBUCKS.

But seriously, this is the kind of evil my mom will do. Buy coffe just to sell it online

Yeah.. This might be useful if you can have your Chicken be Hulk for halloween

WHY IN THE NINE WORLDS WOULD YOU SELL A CAR FOR 1$ THATS PERFECT

I dont live in New Jersey tho 

anyways, thanks for @TheatreDog for the suggestion.

Answer 1

Hello!

This is my application for the toilet paper and why I am valid to receive this toilet paper.

First off, I can pay that much money.

Second, I want nice toilet paper.

Third, I will take it off your hands.

Fourth, I will find your DNA on the toilet paper and clone you I will use it with care.

That is why I am the right applicant to get the toilet paper.

Kind regards,

PsychoSloth

Comments

dude should work at 23andme

Answer 2

SLIGHTLY USED-

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UFF DA

Answer 3

All I’m interested at looking at on eBay is my dream phone, the original iPhone.

Comments

why

All I want is some genuine Viking Artifacts

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Why?

(You asked me, now I ask you)

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cuz

Answer 4

WHAT

who would sell a used paper roll-

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me  >:)

Answer 5

My aunt owns a farm in Finland and she has the Chicken hulk arms

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WHY