Roast me!

Question

Idc js roast me

Answer 1

IN SORRY I CAN'T YOU ARE TO NICE

fine one little roast. Your dad got arrested for littering when he dropped you off at school. I DIDN'T MEAN IT

Comments

Loll

Answer 2

You're so ugly that Medusa turned to stone when she looked at you.

See what I did there?

I can't, I lost my sense of sight when you walked in.

I still love you plat x3

Comments

Hehhehehehhhehehehhe x10000000000000000000000

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:D

Answer 3

When I first saw you profile pic I thought it was a monkey

Comments

Ohhh lollllllllll

Also dont mind how  it's sideways

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HeHeHe

Answer 4

You remind me of a doll.

Basic.

Comments

Waaa

(Jk lol)

Answer 5

you're like the sun to me.

no, not bcuz i need you, bcuz i want you to stay 92,000,000,000 miles away from me

:3

i DONT MEAN IT, OKAY, MAN, I HATE BEING RUDE--

:(

did i upset you?

Comments

Nopeee that was a good roast

Answer 6

Before I clicked on your profile I saw your picture and thought it was a thanksgiving turkey with abnormally large legs.

Comments

WHEEZE

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Ommmggg

Answer 7

I would roast you, but I left my English-to-Tard Dictionary at home :/

Comments

Bahahhabahahqhhqhhah