I used to love it a lot when I was 7 but now it’s kinda meh for me
NOPE! Absolutely RANCID!!
You: Oh, pineapple of pizza is fine
Also you: WATERMELON ON PIZZA IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING—
WHAT-
BUT WATERMELON IS JUST... WATER!?
It would just be nasty soggy wet spot on your pizza...
So then there would be a crusty watermelon sac/ skin on your soggy pizza
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT
THE WORLD WOULD BE WRONG WITH IT—