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in Esie's So-called Contests by 💫 Luminary (185k points)

Howdy! I'm trying to revive this :)

Banning people for whatever reason you can think of! The more absurd, the better. (no we are not actually banning people.)

Here are some examples I got off of the old banning thread hehe

(Y'ALL I NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER AND NOSTALGIA WHEN I PULLED UP THE OLD THREAD GAHAHAHAH)

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I ban Joel for having too much rizz

I ban Elo for having little to no rizz

I ban everyone because when life gives you lemons make Limenade.

Or just pour the juice in someone's eyes. I really wouldn't care either way.

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by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
Oh my god I forgot about this
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by 🌟 Mystic (372k points)
I ban Mel because her eyes are green and she can't see
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I ban Esie for secretly playing "Baby shark 1 hour" in her room at 1 AM in the morning.
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by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)
I ban Esie for having a personality this should be illegal!
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I ban Joel for takin my man

 Joel (ine) Joel (Ine) Joel (ine) JOEL (ine) Please don't take my Mans~

by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)
OMG LOLLLLOLLOL
by 💫 Luminary (185k points)
I ban Mel because I am illegal /j
by 🌟 Mystic (283k points)

UNDERRATED COMMENT, FLXFFI laughing-tears

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by ⚡ Energy Weaver (229k points)
I ban Nobi for not being somebody important
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)

I ban Athena for literally being godly.

HAAAAHGAVJYVSJYVSJHS GET IT CUZ ATHENA'S A GODDE—

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I ban nobi for being too important
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by 🌟 Mystic (283k points)

I ban Elo for her horrendous judgement on whether a guy is cute or not (NO HATE LOL I'M SO MUCH WORSE) T_T

by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
I ban Cheer because I was going for confusion x3

I ban Elo because the only way you can save money is by buying Home and Auto.
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I ban Elo for not liking "Pookie". I think It's exceptional.
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
I ban Cheer, Nobi, and Flxffi because California is the edge of the world and all of western civilization.
by 🔮 Warlock (60.4k points)
I’m banning nobi bc she didn’t give me popcorn to watch the whole banning thread unfold
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
I ban Scrib because act(ors/resses) don't need popcorn when they're acting in the movie >:]
by 🔮 Warlock (60.4k points)
I ban nobi for not knowing popcorn is LIFE XD
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
I ban Scrib because I do know popcorn is life, but also other very tasty snaks :3
by 🔮 Warlock (60.4k points)
I ban nobi for being so true x3
by 🔮 Warlock (60.4k points)
I ban horse lover for loving horses >:]
by 🔮 Warlock (60.4k points)
I ban horse lover for banning meeeeee
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by ⚡ Energy Weaver (229k points)
I ban Eva for simping for Leo Valdez >:)
by 🌠 Star Seer (969k points)
I ban Athena for NOT simping for Leo Valdez- *sob
by ⚡ Energy Weaver (229k points)
I simp for Will more Leo just isn’t my typeeee
by 🌠 Star Seer (969k points)
So your type is a stereotypical hot surfer dude? /j but if he surfed this would be true >:]
by ⚡ Energy Weaver (229k points)
Uh….. maybe…..
by 🌠 Star Seer (969k points)

skull.

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I ban Nobi for being a Waterson and not a Midoriya evil

by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
I ban Keigo for being Tommyinnit instead of Joe Mama >:]
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jawdropHOW COULD YOU T_T

by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR >:D
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Actually, I'm Joe Mama. Do you want your rubber duckie in your bubble bath Sweatheart? *I said sweat on purpose.*
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
I ban Flxffi because my autocorrect wanted to say discrimination instead of Flxffi, and also because I didn't even notice that you said sweatheart—
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What? XD

Discrimination?

Is your autocorrect okay XD
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)

I don't know but I'm scared laughing-tears

Not me almost putting the grandma,emoji—

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by 🌠 Star Seer (969k points)
I ban Joel because they slay
by 🌠 Star Seer (969k points)

I ban joel because I am about to fry you and eat you bc im craving fried eggs drool

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Oh. I thought you were a Pancake-
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by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
I ban Esie for making this thread.
by 💫 Luminary (185k points)
I ban Elo for contradicting me.
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
I ban Esie because “####” is #########.
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I ban Elo for swearing
by 💫 Luminary (185k points)
I ban Elo because lobster bisque.
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
I ban AlphaReuel and Esie because Roblox moderation sucks.
by 💫 Luminary (185k points)
I ban Elo because I concur.
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
I ban Esie because okay.

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